I'm a butch...However.........

homoe · 09-07-2019, 04:28 PM

YES, I am totally 'borrowing" from Mopsie's thread/idea.......

And likewise, I'm also not trying to open a can of worms just start a funny light-hearted thread...

homoe · 09-07-2019, 04:29 PM

I'm a butch but I don't own a single tool....

homoe · 09-07-2019, 04:33 PM

I'm a butch but what knowledge I hold about automobiles or/and automobile repairs would fit into a thimble with plenty of room left over!

Mel C. · 09-07-2019, 04:34 PM

...I hate killing bugs 🕷

A. Spectre · 09-08-2019, 06:28 AM

I am Butch, however.....

* Enjoys a mani/pedi from time to time, (a Boi needs to feel and look sharp!)

* Doesn't know which end of a hammer to use on a nail. (not exaggerated, much)

* Comfortable in the kitchen, can whip a mad meal with little planning.

homoe · 09-08-2019, 05:33 PM

I'm a butch however I'll take that dirty car to a car wash faster than a blink of an eye! I don't waste time washing, waxing, etc etc... I'll happily pay for someone else to do that nasty chore......

homoe · 09-08-2019, 05:50 PM

I'm a butch however I'm fanatical when it comes to my hands and fingernails! I don't get manicures, but my fingernails must be trimmed and buffed (no polish) regularly. At the first notice of dry skin, I'll grab one of Mary's various hand lotions and apply it lavishly!

homoe · 09-08-2019, 06:00 PM

I'm a butch however... I'd much rather spend time looking around a Sephora's than a Lowe's!

Granted it would mainly be because I'm purchasing gifts at Sephora's but still.........

homoe · 09-08-2019, 06:53 PM

I'm a butch however if I find myself lost while driving, I will stop and flag down the first available person who I feel can help me........

homoe · 09-08-2019, 07:44 PM

I'm a butch however me and the results of a paint brush are something you'd of wished you'd never witnessed!

Wrang1er · 09-08-2019, 07:45 PM

I am butch, however...

I cannot fix your car. I can get it to the shop.

I cannot build anything. Well, maybe a lopsided birdhouse.

I love musicals and I enjoy a pedicure.

Kelt · 09-08-2019, 08:20 PM

I’m a butch however…

Where I am living now came with extensive botanical gardens, I find myself having a lot of fun getting into ornamental gardening.

****************

Full confession: I had to bring someone in to come every three weeks to help me sort out the seemingly miles of drip irrigation and also help with plant identification and the bigger maintenance jobs.

<<<Not as young as I used to be.

charley · 09-08-2019, 09:33 PM

I'm a butch, and I cut my own nails (fingers and toes). I don't own any feminine clothes. Did a lot of sports when younger, which accounts for me still being in fairly good shape for my age. I have changed the oil in my car, and changed a flat all by my lonesome (even took a course in auto mechanics). I have several toolboxes, one with all the stuff for computers, and one with hammer, nails, drill, screwdrivers, etc. I have even built my own desk. And, used to do all the painting of my places. I am not much of a suzy homemaker either, and the guy who I usually paid to wash the floor has retired and disappeared (oh well) - I prefer eating out.

I was never much of a diarist either, could never figure out why I received them as gifts; would write in the first page, and was too busy as a kid playing outside to feel any need to continue writing or have anything to write about. Kept a few, just to look at all the blank pages and laugh. Prefer doing to talking about it. I think and write like a butch, can't even write like a femme - which is both funny and interesting if one considers the kind of person who writes a lot.

Yeah, I'm a butch, no ifffs, no buts, well, uh,

... but I'm in this female body (chuckle)

... and/but, I have never seriously considered the transgender option - even though I knew someone in my late 20s who went ftm. And the reason I didn't go for that option was real simple - I chose to reincarnate into this female body! I only shave the post-menopausal slight mustache once a week, the only shaving I would ever do...

homoe · 09-10-2019, 08:32 AM

I'm a butch however I don't camp! My idea of roughing it??.... waiting more than 30 minutes for room service!

homoe · 09-10-2019, 09:01 AM

I'm a butch however I don't mow or enjoy yard maintenance! That's another nasty chore I'd gladly pay to have done......

Chad · 09-10-2019, 09:54 AM

I am butch but I cannot nail two boards together to save my life. I can fix your car. Ha!

Wrang1er · 09-10-2019, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad

I am butch but I cannot nail two boards together to save my life. I can fix your car. Ha!

What about a Jeep?

Chad · 09-10-2019, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrang1er

What about a Jeep?

Yes buddy, I was a mechanic in my youth. What's wrong?

Wrang1er · 09-10-2019, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad

Yes buddy, I was a mechanic in my youth. What's wrong?

She's just old. The oil pan is rusting. Seems to be vibrating more than normal. The list goes on and on.

UpNorth · 09-10-2019, 11:09 AM

I am Butch, however.....

I have never seen a horror film, but love me some cheesy rom-coms!

09-07-2019, 04:28 PM	#1
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch...However......... YES, I am totally 'borrowing" from Mopsie's thread/idea....... And likewise, I'm also not trying to open a can of worms just start a funny light-hearted thread...

09-08-2019, 06:28 AM	#5
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,080 Times in 1,496 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	I am Butch, however..... * Enjoys a mani/pedi from time to time, (a Boi needs to feel and look sharp!) * Doesn't know which end of a hammer to use on a nail. (not exaggerated, much) * Comfortable in the kitchen, can whip a mad meal with little planning. __________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable

09-08-2019, 09:33 PM	#13
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	I'm a butch, but I'm a butch, and I cut my own nails (fingers and toes). I don't own any feminine clothes. Did a lot of sports when younger, which accounts for me still being in fairly good shape for my age. I have changed the oil in my car, and changed a flat all by my lonesome (even took a course in auto mechanics). I have several toolboxes, one with all the stuff for computers, and one with hammer, nails, drill, screwdrivers, etc. I have even built my own desk. And, used to do all the painting of my places. I am not much of a suzy homemaker either, and the guy who I usually paid to wash the floor has retired and disappeared (oh well) - I prefer eating out. I was never much of a diarist either, could never figure out why I received them as gifts; would write in the first page, and was too busy as a kid playing outside to feel any need to continue writing or have anything to write about. Kept a few, just to look at all the blank pages and laugh. Prefer doing to talking about it. I think and write like a butch, can't even write like a femme - which is both funny and interesting if one considers the kind of person who writes a lot. Yeah, I'm a butch, no ifffs, no buts, well, uh, ... but I'm in this female body (chuckle) ... and/but, I have never seriously considered the transgender option - even though I knew someone in my late 20s who went ftm. And the reason I didn't go for that option was real simple - I chose to reincarnate into this female body! I only shave the post-menopausal slight mustache once a week, the only shaving I would ever do...

09-10-2019, 09:54 AM	#16
Chad Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Loved Caregiver Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 6,164 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,746 Thanked 20,313 Times in 5,677 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Butch I am butch but I cannot nail two boards together to save my life. I can fix your car. Ha!

09-10-2019, 11:09 AM	#20
UpNorth Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Woman Preferred Pronoun?: She/her is fine. Relationship Status: Welp Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: SoCal via Minnesota Posts: 25 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post Rep Power: 9	I am Butch, however..... I am Butch, however..... I have never seen a horror film, but love me some cheesy rom-coms! __________________ I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAMING! ~ Homer Simpson

09-07-2019, 04:29 PM	#2
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch but I don't own a single tool....

09-07-2019, 04:33 PM	#3
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch but what knowledge I hold about automobiles or/and automobile repairs would fit into a thimble with plenty of room left over!

09-07-2019, 04:34 PM	#4
Mel C. Long-time Member How Do You Identify?: WIB - woman identified butch Preferred Pronoun?: Your choice...not really a button for me Relationship Status: ♡ married 1/1/2019♡ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,149 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,772 Thanked 6,828 Times in 1,621 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	...I hate killing bugs 🕷

09-08-2019, 05:33 PM	#6
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch however I'll take that dirty car to a car wash faster than a blink of an eye! I don't waste time washing, waxing, etc etc... I'll happily pay for someone else to do that nasty chore......

09-08-2019, 05:50 PM	#7
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch however I'm fanatical when it comes to my hands and fingernails! I don't get manicures, but my fingernails must be trimmed and buffed (no polish) regularly. At the first notice of dry skin, I'll grab one of Mary's various hand lotions and apply it lavishly!

09-08-2019, 06:00 PM	#8
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch however... I'd much rather spend time looking around a Sephora's than a Lowe's! Granted it would mainly be because I'm purchasing gifts at Sephora's but still.........

09-08-2019, 06:53 PM	#9
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch however if I find myself lost while driving, I will stop and flag down the first available person who I feel can help me........

09-08-2019, 07:44 PM	#10
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch however me and the results of a paint brush are something you'd of wished you'd never witnessed!

09-08-2019, 07:45 PM	#11
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I am butch, however... I cannot fix your car. I can get it to the shop. I cannot build anything. Well, maybe a lopsided birdhouse. I love musicals and I enjoy a pedicure.

09-08-2019, 08:20 PM	#12
Kelt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Beach Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 2,751 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,765 Thanked 15,284 Times in 2,538 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I’m a butch however… Where I am living now came with extensive botanical gardens, I find myself having a lot of fun getting into ornamental gardening. **************** Full confession: I had to bring someone in to come every three weeks to help me sort out the seemingly miles of drip irrigation and also help with plant identification and the bigger maintenance jobs. <<<Not as young as I used to be.

09-10-2019, 08:32 AM	#14
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch however I don't camp! My idea of roughing it??.... waiting more than 30 minutes for room service!

09-10-2019, 09:01 AM	#15
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I'm a butch however I don't mow or enjoy yard maintenance! That's another nasty chore I'd gladly pay to have done......