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Old 06-08-2010, 11:39 AM   #2481
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I am going to have something other than rice, potatoes, toast, pediayte, soup or crackers for the first time in days. Please everyone keep me in your prayers
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I am conducting a test to see how many moods I really can hit in a 24 hour period. Consider yourself warned!
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I'm just now having breakfast, feeling wide awake and ready for the day!
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I am conducting a test to see how many moods I really can hit in a 24 hour period. Consider yourself warned!
Um, this is not in the manual and I have no idea how to handle this particular test.

Do I:
A. put on a helmet and my sequin tube top and sit with my head between my knees?
B. grab a cold Miller Lite and wait it out? (and grab one for you also)
C. skip recklessly down an aisle at the grocery store?
D. open a bottle of Funf?
E. place a shot of Tequila Rose topped off with some Redi Whip between my legs and wait for you while holding a cherry with my mouth?
F. Call Dummy, Stupid, and Nizzle for an intervention?
G. point and giggle?
H. ALL OF THE ABOVE?

You gotta help me out here.....NO MANUAL!!

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Um, this is not in the manual and I have no idea how to handle this particular test.

Do I:
A. put on a helmet and my sequin tube top and sit with my head between my knees?
B. grab a cold Miller Lite and wait it out? (and grab one for you also)
C. skip recklessly down an aisle at the grocery store?
D. open a bottle of Funf?
E. place a shot of Tequila Rose topped off with some Redi Whip between my legs and wait for you while holding a cherry with my mouth?
F. Call Dummy, Stupid, and Nizzle for an intervention?
G. point and giggle?
H. ALL OF THE ABOVE?

You gotta help me out here.....NO MANUAL!!

(you can choose more than one...just FYI)


bwahahahahahahahaa.... all of the above suga foot! I fuckin' love you!

**see, that was a lovey dovey AND a laugh out loud mood ~ THANK YOU**
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bwahahahahahahahaa.... all of the above suga foot! I fuckin' love you!

**see, that was a lovey dovey AND a laugh out loud mood ~ THANK YOU**
There are other choices if you need me to list them for ya!

I went with my top ten ways to handle a femme emergency....glad you like it!

I promise that one thing NOT on the list is "yap like a yorkie". I think you have had enough of that already!
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I went with my top ten ways to handle a femme emergency....glad you like it!

I promise that one thing NOT on the list is "yap like a yorkie". I think you have had enough of that already!
I sure do like your top 10.... I bet you have different top 10's for lots of "other" emergency occassions, too! Yep, I always knew you were a Boy Scout

Thank you for having my back ~ always!

**see, my grateful mood**

ps... this damn Yorkie is 'bout to get it!

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Um, this is not in the manual and I have no idea how to handle this particular test.

Do I:
A. put on a helmet and my sequin tube top and sit with my head between my knees?
B. grab a cold Miller Lite and wait it out? (and grab one for you also)
C. skip recklessly down an aisle at the grocery store?
D. open a bottle of Funf?
E. place a shot of Tequila Rose topped off with some Redi Whip between my legs and wait for you while holding a cherry with my mouth?
F. Call Dummy, Stupid, and Nizzle for an intervention?
G. point and giggle?
H. ALL OF THE ABOVE?

You gotta help me out here.....NO MANUAL!!

(you can choose more than one...just FYI)


I vote for "D", of course.
I don't have the energy to do F. Besides, she needs to visit the Quiet Room ANYway.....and Quiet Room #2 (aka: The Red Room).

Always a servant <rolling my eyes>,
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Mmmmmm, cake! A little Funf ....then a nap!! I love when I visit my Nizzle and we take afternoon naps from being up late laughing the night before!!
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Mmmmmm, cake! A little Funf ....then a nap!! I love when I visit my Nizzle and we take afternoon naps from being up late laughing the night before!!
AND having coffee (with the best assortment of creamers) on the patio or the Quiet Room early the next morning.

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**This must be a Chez Diva & Divalicious fan club**

Sigh... the patio.....

sigh....

I swear... by the time we left austin.. I was talked out.. like for realz... I almost took a vow of silence I was so drained...
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sigh....

I swear... by the time we left austin.. I was talked out.. like for realz... I almost took a vow of silence I was so drained...

Thanks, Y'all.........

I don't know what it is about that terrace....but it is a relaxing place and encourages conversation.....and calm, too.

The QR's neat, too.

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