Corny jokes

Kätzchen · 02-02-2020, 12:19 PM

Q: What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?

A: A Car-toonist.

Kätzchen · 02-02-2020, 12:21 PM

Q: What do you call a song sung in the car?

A: A Car-tune.

Stone-Butch · 02-02-2020, 03:37 PM

Why did the football coach go to his piggy bank?
To get his quarter back.

How would you cut an ocean in two?
With a sea saw

What is potato's favorite show?
Mash.

Why did the muddy duck cross the road twice?
It was a dirty double crosser.

A. Spectre · 02-09-2020, 06:36 AM

I don't like German sausage jokes.

They're the wurst.

Kätzchen · 02-09-2020, 10:12 AM

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had left a written note:

“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

Kätzchen · 02-09-2020, 10:22 AM

Q: How do bees get to school?
A: By school buzz.

Q: What flies around a kindergarten room at night?
A: The alpha-bat.

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
A: Look at the board and I'll go through it again.

Kätzchen · 02-09-2020, 10:28 AM

Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?
A: I've got problems.

Q: What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A: You can count on me.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says "Spit your gum out;" the trains says "Choo-Choo."

02-02-2020, 12:19 PM	#1
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02-02-2020, 12:21 PM	#2
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02-02-2020, 03:37 PM	#3
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02-09-2020, 06:36 AM	#4
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02-09-2020, 10:12 AM	#5
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, please. Relationship Status: Attached to my granddaughter & chosen friends and family.. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Enjoying life with my granddaughter & chosen friends and family. Posts: 16,092 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,737 Thanked 33,528 Times in 10,652 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had left a written note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.” __________________ “There will be enough women on the Supreme Court when there are nine,” — Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

02-09-2020, 10:22 AM	#6
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, please. Relationship Status: Attached to my granddaughter & chosen friends and family.. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Enjoying life with my granddaughter & chosen friends and family. Posts: 16,092 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,737 Thanked 33,528 Times in 10,652 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	Q: How do bees get to school? A: By school buzz. Q: What flies around a kindergarten room at night? A: The alpha-bat. Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class? A: Look at the board and I'll go through it again. __________________ “There will be enough women on the Supreme Court when there are nine,” — Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

02-09-2020, 10:28 AM	#7
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, please. Relationship Status: Attached to my granddaughter & chosen friends and family.. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Enjoying life with my granddaughter & chosen friends and family. Posts: 16,092 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,737 Thanked 33,528 Times in 10,652 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	Q: What did the math book say to the other math book? A: I've got problems. Q: What did the calculator say to the other calculator? A: You can count on me. Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says "Spit your gum out;" the trains says "Choo-Choo." __________________ “There will be enough women on the Supreme Court when there are nine,” — Ruth Bader Ginsberg.