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Old 03-27-2020, 01:17 PM   #1
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I'm pissed that every time I turn on CNN I have to see Franklin Graham telling me to pray "in these difficult times", accept Jesus as my saviour, and call an 800 number to find someone one to talk to and pray with.

What they leave out is that the person will also ask for money.

DOES ANYBODY SAVE ANYONE ANYMORE WITHOUT HITTING THEM UP FOR CASH?????
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I spent an inordinate amount of time with a customer and then, after all that, he starts wavering on whether to cancel or not. NOT, jackass!
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new neighbors... they talk so loudly in the bedroom I can almost hear their conversation. Don't they know they share a wall with their neighbors?!?!? Or that they have a front room they can go in to talk????
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the roomie buys a bottle of comet liquid cleaner with bleach because we are low on lysol...(still tryin to figure out THAT processing association...one is a liquid bottle the other is aerosol spray .... right?)

BUT she leaves it in a bag tipped on its side on the carpeting...yep i find it because of the smell of bleach.. and find it has been leaking... now.. i don't even know if the carpet has been stained... lets hope not or bang goes THAT deposit....


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I'm pissed that every time I turn on CNN I have to see Franklin Graham telling me to pray "in these difficult times", accept Jesus as my saviour, and call an 800 number to find someone one to talk to and pray with.

What they leave out is that the person will also ask for money.

DOES ANYBODY SAVE ANYONE ANYMORE WITHOUT HITTING THEM UP FOR CASH?????
LOL Collette.....the unchristian things I say, every time I see that commercial! Franklin, in his Ralph Lauren leather jacket, sporting a probably $300 haircut and quoting the bible! Yes, just call that 800 number and give your last dime. How sad.
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Well you know I totally agree with you BUT we all know Jesus has nothing except the whole world and everything in it and on it including gold, silver and all the cash that could ever be printed. I do dislike false prophets.
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NC started mandatory mask at 5 pm. I went to a store out here in the country not thinking about a mask. When I got there people coming out of the store were wearing a mask. I was like crap what can I use for a mask, because I didn't have one in my Ford truck. Ooops yep found one.

Went inside and while I was waiting in line this obnoxious man came in laughing at those of us with mask on. HAHA!!! Y'all know all those damn mask were made in China. I said mine wasn't it was made by a lady at the farmers market. He went on and on laughing and being obnoxious. Those mask already have the virus all over them they aint doing you no good. I turned around and said 6' is over there how bout you stand over there. I started out the door and still laughing he said I bet you are a Democrat aren't you? I said I might be but I will tell you what I am not. I'm not a fucking idiot. I don't know why it made me so mad and so mad so quickly.
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Actually started a month ago. I changed satellite carriers thinking I was doing the right thing since it was $68 cheaper a month and offered the same channels I've always had.

Fast forward a week after installation lost signal about 4 times that week. Two days after installation it needs an update. This means it shuts down in the middle of whatever I'm watching. It does offer a now/later button but after a few laters it updates itself.

Why does a brand new receiver need updating? Not just that once. I'm talking every 2 or 3 days since then.

Also and it is random but almost daily and sometimes several times and does it every night. It will cut itself off sort of. It plays a dish network commercial a silent commercial. It will flash up on the TV are you still there? No movement in a while. I'm like WTF! Leave my damn tv alone. I will update it when I want to and cut the son of a bitch off when I want to.

So this is what is pissing me off today and every day the last 30 days. So now I'm stuck with it for 2 yrs.

Edited to say: I forgot to mention the fools let their contract with the local channels here expire.WTF
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Well, lol or not, I've been pissed off since last year when I moved and the Postal Service got my address wrong, which triggered a whole bunch of sword crossing on a daily/weekly basis for the past 52 weeks with that fucked up organization otherwise known as US Dept of ED. Today was the last straw.

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Now that I'm at the grudge stage, it will get real interesting. Especially by September of this year.


Can't disclose any specifics, but for those of you out there who have been dealing with their fucked up jack-assery, well then, you know e x a c t l y how damn upset I've been since June of last year.

But a change is gonna come. Oh ,,, yes ,,, it ,,, is.

Once those kindergarten failures get booted from that organization and a thorough house cleaning commences, after the November election, I'll be 'walking on sunshine' ... for sure.
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The sheer ignorance of some people regarding the pandemic and it's seriousness. It's depressing.
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DITTO..., they had about 1,500 protesters at the Capitol today here in WA state and I was screaming so loud at them on the TV Mary was worried I'd give myself a heart-attack so I came online to avoid that!

The thing is SO many of these idiots had their children there, unreal!
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I did. I don't know when to shut up and stop trying to be sir Lancelot.
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I don't get possed off much mostly just aggregated. Seems the older I get the less tolerance I have of adults who let their children act out in public. This particular parent hatefully and loudly told her young son to close his mouth..then for the next hour she let him run wild and loud in the restaurant.
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