Happy Birthday evolveme: Thanksgiving's Top Turkey

Andrew, Jr. · 11-26-2009, 12:45 PM

Happy Birthday e! I hope you enjoy your day.

Mister Bent · 11-26-2009, 01:46 PM

Thanks to SuperFemme, this triple holiday now has a name:

Turkibivary.

Happy Turkibivary all!

evolveme · 11-26-2009, 02:08 PM

Dear Humans and Other People,

A great big thanks to all of you for reminding me that I am, yes, getting deeper grooves along the side of my mouth. Not from smiling at your clever little antics, no, but from screaming in pain at the way those little dancing and wiggling emoticons make my head to hurt worse than it already does. Such is the bounty of age. Whoever told you it was wisdom lied to you. Just look around. Do you see wisdom, or do you see frivolity and madness, my friends?

And not a one of you (excepting Bonne) could even show up with a gift?

Yes, well, I love you fuckers, too.

I mean that,

e

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-26-2009, 02:45 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVOLVEME

*hands over a box of quality high priced chocolates*

11-26-2009, 01:46 PM	#2
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Thanks to SuperFemme, this triple holiday now has a name: Turkibivary. Happy Turkibivary all! __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-26-2009, 02:08 PM	#3
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 735 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	Dear Humans and Other People, A great big thanks to all of you for reminding me that I am, yes, getting deeper grooves along the side of my mouth. Not from smiling at your clever little antics, no, but from screaming in pain at the way those little dancing and wiggling emoticons make my head to hurt worse than it already does. Such is the bounty of age. Whoever told you it was wisdom lied to you. Just look around. Do you see wisdom, or do you see frivolity and madness, my friends? And not a one of you (excepting Bonne) could even show up with a gift? Yes, well, I love you fuckers, too. I mean that, e __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-26-2009, 12:45 PM	#1
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NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVOLVEME hands over a box of quality high priced chocolates