If you knocked on my door today....

Baby_Yoda · 04-26-2020, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RebelDyke

If JDeere knocked on my door, I'd hand him a beer, and have a BBQ.. and chat about... stuff

Cigars are optional

Hmmm... I believe try it and find out works.

Orema · 11-29-2021, 04:21 AM

If anyone knocked on my door today I’d ask if you’ve been jabbed. If so, I’d invite you in to help me bring out my cute little gold-glitter tree that’s boxed in the garage. Then we can have coffee or cocoa with tea cakes while chatting and watching the snow come down.

homoe · 11-29-2021, 06:06 AM

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If Orema knocked on my door today, I grab her by the arm and tell her we're taking a ferry and heading over to Seattle to see Fran Lebowitz!

Yes, I know you can see Fran perform at the Fox Theatre - in Detroit, MI but you'd have to wait until April 16th and this way you'd get to see her months earlier and with a homie!

cathexis · 11-30-2021, 07:46 AM

If Homoe knocked on my door today, a large (Maine coon) cat would first to greet you. I'd hang your coat showing where to take your snow boots off which is a spot with newspaper and various sized fuzzy flip-flops. Then I would offer your choice of hot or cold beverages showing you to a comfortable recliner.

homoe · 11-30-2021, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by cathexis

If Homoe knocked on my door today, a large (Maine coon) cat would first to greet you. I'd hang your coat showing where to take your snow boots off which is a spot with newspaper and various sized fuzzy flip-flops. Then I would offer your choice of hot or cold beverages showing you to a comfortable recliner.

And if that comfortable recliner was also a rocker, good luck getting my ass out of it before spring..........

Stone-Butch · 11-30-2021, 04:28 PM

If moe knocked on my door today I would drag my friend to the nearest store where I shop. We would pick out striploins for supper. You have to get one that has lots of fine steak lines (fat) marbling thru-out the whole steak. This is a must for a tender, moist steak. AA or AAA are my only choices on any steak. I never cook a steak beyond med. rare. Come on up moe and we will feed you properly.

homoe · 11-30-2021, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Stone-Butch

If moe knocked on my door today I would drag my friend to the nearest store where I shop. We would pick out striploins for supper. You have to get one that has lots of fine steak lines (fat) marbling thru-out the whole steak. This is a must for a tender, moist steak. AA or AAA are my only choices on any steak. I never cook a steak beyond med. rare. Come on up moe and we will feed you properly.

IF only you lived closer!

homoe · 11-30-2021, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Orema

If anyone knocked on my door today I’d ask if you’ve been jabbed. If so, I’d invite you in to help me bring out my cute little gold-glitter tree that’s boxed in the garage. Then we can have coffee or cocoa with tea cakes while chatting and watching the snow come down.

At the first sign of flakes falling, I'd get the heck out of there.......

Bèsame* · 09-08-2022, 09:55 AM

Hurry come in...its raining cats and dogs today. Its cozy in here with the rain darkness and the candles buring.

I'd show you all the surprises I have. I'd have to explain what the meanings are. Shhhh, it's a secret.

We could sit out on the front porch and listen to the thunder!

11-29-2021, 06:06 AM	#3
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11-30-2021, 07:46 AM	#4
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09-08-2022, 09:55 AM	#9
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11-29-2021, 04:21 AM	#2
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,598 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,439 Thanked 34,691 Times in 8,936 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	If anyone knocked on my door today I’d ask if you’ve been jabbed. If so, I’d invite you in to help me bring out my cute little gold-glitter tree that’s boxed in the garage. Then we can have coffee or cocoa with tea cakes while chatting and watching the snow come down.