Funny or Silly Lyrics From a Country Song

A. Spectre · 04-29-2020, 07:50 AM

I love you honey
I love your money
But most of all I love your automobile

Patsy Cline I love you honey

Kätzchen · 04-29-2020, 09:03 AM

I never promised you a rose garden

(Lynn Anderson).

Bèsame* · 04-29-2020, 11:44 AM

Sittin' on a bench at West Town Mall
He sat down in his overalls and asked me
You waitin' on a woman
I nodded yeah and said how 'bout you
He said son since nineteen fifty-two I've been
Waitin' on a woman

FireSignFemme · 04-29-2020, 12:06 PM

All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee…

JDeere · 05-02-2020, 09:42 PM

In John Deere green, on a hot summer night
He wrote "Billy Bob loves Charlene" in letters three foot high
And the whole town said that he should've used red
But it looked good to Charlene
In John Deere green

John Deere Green by joe diffie

FireSignFemme · 04-29-2020, 12:38 PM

All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee…

I smoke old stogies I have found, short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road - Roger Miller

A. Spectre · 04-30-2020, 01:30 PM

I love my apron, but I ain't your mama

Miranda Lambert

Ginger · 04-30-2020, 03:20 PM

I might have been born just plain White trash,
but Fancy is my name.

Kätzchen · 04-30-2020, 10:09 PM

"We Got Paid by Cash"

(The Statler Brothers)

Kätzchen · 04-30-2020, 10:21 PM

"You're the reason why our kids are ugly"

(Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty)

Kätzchen · 05-02-2020, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A. Spectre

I love my apron, but I ain't your mama

Miranda Lambert

I've never heard this song by Miranda Lambert at all, but gosh, this song is going in my cache of Awesome Song Lyrics! True Story: I love my apron, but I ain't your momma (ML).

I wish I knew more country songs with lyrics that seem funny or silly or right on target (LOL or not

).

I like your thread, Ace.

<<<<<~~ will take a seat and read posts in your forum column.

Stone-Butch · 05-02-2020, 06:18 PM

https://youtu.be/20RVT_zP2o4

Boogie woogy choo choo train

Baby_Yoda · 05-02-2020, 06:22 PM

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die.

Most of the song is full of funny lines

04-29-2020, 07:50 AM	#1
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04-29-2020, 11:44 AM	#3
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04-30-2020, 01:30 PM	#7
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FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,294 Times in 3,147 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee…

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04-29-2020, 12:38 PM	#6
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,294 Times in 3,147 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee… I smoke old stogies I have found, short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road - Roger Miller

04-30-2020, 10:09 PM	#9
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04-30-2020, 10:21 PM	#10
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