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Old 05-08-2020, 08:18 PM   #1
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Let us flea said the fly. Let us fly said the flea. SO, they flew through the flaw in the flue.
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C, EB and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."


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C, EB and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."


A pun, a play on words and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
Corny jokes for smart folks. Still not sure if I got them. lol
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