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06-05-2020, 06:23 AM
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I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.....
She told me to stop going to those places!
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06-05-2020, 09:11 PM
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A: By their bark.Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep? A: You rocket.Q: How do you know the moon is going broke? A: When it's down to its last quarter.
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06-06-2020, 07:14 AM
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06-06-2020, 07:18 AM
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Pretzels are knot bread.
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The Toy Story Edition
My two son's absolutely went GaGa for the Toy Story characters, Buzz Lightyear and Woody, years ago.
Here is a few clean jokes that I think are so cute. Q: Why is Buzz Lightyear so good at Maths? A: Because he can count to infinity and beyond.Q: What kind of music does Buzz Lightyear listen to? A: Neptunes.Q: What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy? A: You've got a friend in me.Q: Why is Jesse undefeated in Darts? A: Because she always hits the bullseye.Q: Why did Buzz Lightyear go to school on the sun? A: To get brighter.Q: What does Buzz Lightyear like to read? A: Comet books.Q: Where is Woody directing his new film, called "The Sun"? A: It's set in the west.Q: What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear? A: A lot. There were 3 Toy Story movies.
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