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11-28-2023, 05:06 PM
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Q: What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
A: An elk a seltzer.
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11-30-2023, 07:31 PM
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what games do reindeer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer
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12-01-2023, 04:25 PM
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why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Cause they lactose. How do rabbits get to far away places? They take the hareplane. |
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12-02-2023, 06:18 PM
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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender.
"I'll have a gin and.................tonic." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The polar bear replies, " I don't know, I've always had them."
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12-02-2023, 09:42 PM
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12-03-2023, 09:03 AM
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Did you hear about bailiff who moonlighted as a bartender???
— He served subpoena coladas. 🐾🐾🐾🍸🍸🐾🐾🐾
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have a pint of blood.” The second one says “I’ll have one too.” The third vampire says “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”
The bartender says “So that will be two bloods and a blood lite???”
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