Corny jokes

Kätzchen · 12-03-2023, 09:13 AM

A horse walks into a bar.

The shocked bartender said “HEY!!”

The horse said “Buddy, you read my mind.”

Stone-Butch · 12-03-2023, 09:52 PM

An elf walks into a toy store and starts going over all the toys. Manager comes over and looks at him and says, "excuse me are you suppose to be doing that?"

Elf says "I don't have time to talk I need to get this work done".

Manager says, "how do I know you are suppose to have this job?"

Elf says "I am in the union and I don't need this idle talk"

Manager says "pardon me but how do I know you are registered?"

Elf says "I am suppose to do this, orders from the big guy".

Manager says "not without telling me you are here, you could be a thief"

Elf says "I follow all the rules so I forgot one, big deal"

Manager says "you would have known had you read the SANTA CLAUSE"

Soft*Silver · 12-03-2023, 11:03 PM

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Stone-Butch · 12-05-2023, 09:50 PM

I put two in high/low room by mistake. There now two mistakes this year.

A. Spectre · 12-07-2023, 10:46 AM

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Kätzchen · 12-08-2023, 07:22 PM

What do you call a Voodoo Live Stream?

— Twitch Craft.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo you think you are asking all these questions???

12-03-2023, 09:13 AM	#1
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: As a Brick House (Femme) Relationship Status: Busy (involved with a special someone here at home) Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a small community Posts: 16,275 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,290 Thanked 33,637 Times in 10,729 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender said “HEY!!” The horse said “Buddy, you read my mind.” __________________ “The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). Please join the greater efforts of everyday American’s in boycotting billionaire business and news agencies until all contents of the Epstein Files are revealed and the entire collection of corrupt officials face justice for their Un-American acts endangering us and others globally.

12-03-2023, 09:52 PM	#2
Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,747 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,370 Thanked 9,433 Times in 3,091 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Corny Jokes An elf walks into a toy store and starts going over all the toys. Manager comes over and looks at him and says, "excuse me are you suppose to be doing that?" Elf says "I don't have time to talk I need to get this work done". Manager says, "how do I know you are suppose to have this job?" Elf says "I am in the union and I don't need this idle talk" Manager says "pardon me but how do I know you are registered?" Elf says "I am suppose to do this, orders from the big guy". Manager says "not without telling me you are here, you could be a thief" Elf says "I follow all the rules so I forgot one, big deal" Manager says "you would have known had you read the SANTA CLAUSE"

12-03-2023, 11:03 PM	#3
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Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,747 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,370 Thanked 9,433 Times in 3,091 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Corny jokes I put two in high/low room by mistake. There now two mistakes this year.

12-07-2023, 10:46 AM	#5
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12-08-2023, 07:22 PM	#6
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: As a Brick House (Femme) Relationship Status: Busy (involved with a special someone here at home) Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a small community Posts: 16,275 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,290 Thanked 33,637 Times in 10,729 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	✨✨✨✨ voodoo ✨✨✨✨ What do you call a Voodoo Live Stream? — Twitch Craft. Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo you think you are asking all these questions??? __________________ “The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). Please join the greater efforts of everyday American’s in boycotting billionaire business and news agencies until all contents of the Epstein Files are revealed and the entire collection of corrupt officials face justice for their Un-American acts endangering us and others globally.