Corny jokes

Stone-Butch · 12-03-2023, 09:52 PM

An elf walks into a toy store and starts going over all the toys. Manager comes over and looks at him and says, "excuse me are you suppose to be doing that?"

Elf says "I don't have time to talk I need to get this work done".

Manager says, "how do I know you are suppose to have this job?"

Elf says "I am in the union and I don't need this idle talk"

Manager says "pardon me but how do I know you are registered?"

Elf says "I am suppose to do this, orders from the big guy".

Manager says "not without telling me you are here, you could be a thief"

Elf says "I follow all the rules so I forgot one, big deal"

Manager says "you would have known had you read the SANTA CLAUSE"

Soft*Silver · 12-03-2023, 11:03 PM

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Stone-Butch · 12-05-2023, 09:50 PM

I put two in high/low room by mistake. There now two mistakes this year.

A. Spectre · 12-07-2023, 10:46 AM

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Kätzchen · 12-08-2023, 07:22 PM

What do you call a Voodoo Live Stream?

— Twitch Craft.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo you think you are asking all these questions???

12-03-2023, 09:52 PM	#1
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12-03-2023, 11:03 PM	#2
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