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How do you plan a space party?
You planet I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. Why cant you trust duck doctors? Cause they are all quacks. |
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12-15-2023, 02:05 PM
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12-16-2023, 01:36 PM
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What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
road dill ...............
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12-16-2023, 07:01 PM
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Time flies llike an arrow.
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12-19-2023, 11:05 PM
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08-01-2024, 04:22 PM
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Some cute clean jokes ☺️
Did you hear about the book on glue?
— You can’t put it down. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Eggs and Bacon walk into a restaurant. — The hostess says, “We don’t serve breakfast here.” ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Why do bees have sticky hair? — They use honeycombs. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ How do fish pay their bills? — With Sand Dollars.
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08-03-2024, 08:52 PM
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