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Old 12-15-2023, 02:05 PM   #1
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What do you call an angry carrot?
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Time flies llike an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Awww shucks.
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What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

A palm tree.

What is a cats favorite desert?

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1) What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.

2) Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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