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Old 11-27-2009, 07:06 PM   #1
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Old 11-27-2009, 10:33 PM   #2
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2. Clingy people
3. Crickets
4. Threads/discussions about Butch penetration
5. Dirty people, in any form!
6. People trying to manipulate me
7. Dirty sheets, furniture, counters, etc.
8. Using a shopping basket without wiping down the handle

Lord the list could go on *chuckling*

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Old 11-27-2009, 11:34 PM   #3
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Old 11-27-2009, 11:47 PM   #4
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Why does Ron Jeremy skeeve you?

I met him in person and he is just a huge pervert LOL
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Why does Ron Jeremy skeeve you?

I met him in person and he is just a huge pervert LOL
I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.
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I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.
Understood, he is just creepy to some I gather
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:59 AM   #8
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Old 11-28-2009, 12:54 AM   #9
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I can totally sympathize with you. I have an ex who edits porn and had to work with Ron, and he is huge prick (pardon the pun). He skeeves me too.
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SNOT!

I have been puked on, pooped on, dealt with a long list of medical emergencies, seen all the blood and guts anyone should have to see in a life time and have not been close to being as skeeved as I am with snot. It will make me gag in a heartbeat, everytime.
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:18 AM   #11
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Waldo, I'm sorry, but I really must take exception to some of your skeeves.

Motor lodges harken back to the great American era of road travel, whereupon vacationing families and honeymooners who set out to travel the blue highways of this vast nation of ours could be imbued with little local color as they stopped to rest their road weary souls for a night.

And Ron Jeremy! C'mon Waldo! Ron is an icon, one who asserts that a guy really doesn't have to be all that good looking to score babes and become a star! Ron gives us hope.

I have long been looking forward to the day when I would come of age and could wear Sansabelt trousers and free my gut from the binding confines of belted trousers. Sansabelt, the name says it all! "Comfort, style and performance are the result of years of innovation and evolution."

I mean, what's next on your list?! Jumpsuits?



What would you have me otherwise wear in my declining years?

You're killing my dreams!
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:56 AM   #12
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Seen it twice, and hope to never see it again.
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Seen it twice, and hope to never see it again.
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"Marks?"

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