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Just one scent.
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Halloween jokes 🎃
Q: How do bats fly?
A: They wing it. —————————————🎃 Q: Why did the skeleton quit his job? A: His heart wasn’t in it: —————————— 🎃 Q: Why don’t vampires play baseball? A: Their bats keep flying away. ———————————————🎃 Q: Why did the ghost need first aid? A: They had boo-boo’s.
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Here's a Christmas one.
The three wise men came to visit Jesus in the stable. They entered one by one because the door was narrow. The third wise man was tall and having hit his head on the door frame, exclaimed "Jesus Christ! Mary turned to Joseph and said "You know, I like that name a lot better than Irving." Smooches, Keri |
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Here's a Christmas one.
The three wise men came to visit Jesus in the stable. They entered one by one because the door was narrow. The third wise man was tall and having hit his head on the door frame, exclaimed "Jesus Christ! Mary turned to Joseph and said "You know, I like that name a lot better than Irving." Smooches, Keri |
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A-Tell him Obama put it in
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What's 90 degrees but covered with ice?
The North and South Poles. What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned. What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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How do you throw a party in outer space??
You planet. ——————————. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?? They don’t because they might crack up!! ——————————. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi Bud!”
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