Corny jokes - Page 54

Orema · 06-25-2026, 10:30 AM

What did the LEGO people in the LEGO City neighborhood do for the 4th of July?
They had a block party.

What protest did dogs hold in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party.

How do Pigs celebrate the 4th of July?
They hold an IN DE PEN DANCE!

Orema · 06-25-2026, 10:55 AM

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Liberty!

The call goes unanswered.

Kätzchen · Yesterday, 04:01 PM

What do you call a spider with left legs on the right side and right legs on the left side??? daddy wrong legs

Why can’t a spider get a job as a pilot???
because they always go into a tail spin.

What do you call a spider without a web???
Offline.

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