Isn't it weird?

Gemme · 06-17-2010, 09:56 AM

Isn't it weird that no one can be in the house for hours until the exact moment you decide to masturbate with your bedroom door open and are two minutes away from finishing?

Soon · 06-17-2010, 10:02 AM

Isn't it weird how much faster time goes by now that we are older?

Nat · 06-17-2010, 10:04 AM

Isn't it weird that in birds, the male is the one with two of the same sex chromosomes (ZZ) and the female is the one with the differentiated chromosomes (ZY)?

princessbelle · 06-17-2010, 10:08 AM

Isn't it weird that when you finally get a little in savings, the AC goes out or the fridge?

Isn't it weird that when you finally collapse at the end of the day to watch TV there is absolutely NOTHING on.

Isn't it weird that when you have worked for days and finally have a day off the next day to clean, company always comes over the night before?

lipstixgal · 06-17-2010, 10:23 AM

Isn't weird that when the end of the semester comes the professor announces that you have to present your paper in front of the WHOLE Class..Oh my

scootebaby · 06-17-2010, 10:58 AM

isnt it wierd that when people want something they are johnnie on the spot,but if u need something they cant be found.

isnt it wierd how someone recreates their whole persona for someone then pretends thats who they were all along

isnt it wierd how u finally decide to ease up off the sweets then all hell erupts--and u have no

NJFemmie · 06-17-2010, 11:03 AM

Isn't it weird how, what should be a simple task, turns out to be the most complicated and frustrating project?

foxyshaman · 06-17-2010, 11:10 AM

Isn't it weird you remember everything you need while in the house... and when you get to your car you remember everything you forgot...

<from the one who makes many trips back into the house>

Kenna · 06-17-2010, 11:19 AM

Isn't it weird that in "The South", apparently I can't find a place that sells *nice* thigh high hose? It was either thick, jet black tights or control top "nude" hose. Isn't it weird that they would think someone would wear TIGHTS in this heat!?

scootebaby · 06-17-2010, 11:40 AM

isnt it wierd that someone sees me in my papa johns shirt and asks wheres my pizza,but looks at me funny if i see someone in a lexus shirt and asks wheres my car

isnt it wierd that when u

people look at you like you just did the most horrible thing imaginable---more room out than in folks...better an empty house than a bad tenant....just sayin

isnt it wierd how u get ur mouth all set for something like orange juice,go to the fridge,find u r out and ur mouth gets pissed off....tell me im not the only one that has this problem

Random · 06-17-2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Isn't it weird that in "The South", apparently I can't find a place that sells *nice* thigh high hose? It was either thick, jet black tights or control top "nude" hose. Isn't it weird that they would think someone would wear TIGHTS in this heat!?

Believe it or not... JC Pennys.. Well at least in savanna..

Also, have you looked at walmart? I found them in Missouri at walmart..

yes, it did bring one of those.. *hmmmm, who would have thunk* moments..

06-17-2010, 09:56 AM	#1
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Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,965 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Isn't it weird that in birds, the male is the one with two of the same sex chromosomes (ZZ) and the female is the one with the differentiated chromosomes (ZY)? __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

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princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,499 Times in 5,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Isn't it weird that when you finally get a little in savings, the AC goes out or the fridge? Isn't it weird that when you finally collapse at the end of the day to watch TV there is absolutely NOTHING on. Isn't it weird that when you have worked for days and finally have a day off the next day to clean, company always comes over the night before? __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

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foxyshaman Member How Do You Identify?: spiritually minded dirt dog Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 898 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,593 Times in 663 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Isn't it weird you remember everything you need while in the house... and when you get to your car you remember everything you forgot... <from the one who makes many trips back into the house> __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Muriel Strode

06-17-2010, 10:02 AM	#2
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,098 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Isn't it weird how much faster time goes by now that we are older?

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lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	Isn't weird that when the end of the semester comes the professor announces that you have to present your paper in front of the WHOLE Class..Oh my

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scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	isnt it wierd that when people want something they are johnnie on the spot,but if u need something they cant be found. isnt it wierd how someone recreates their whole persona for someone then pretends thats who they were all along isnt it wierd how u finally decide to ease up off the sweets then all hell erupts--and u have no

06-17-2010, 11:19 AM	#9
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Isn't it weird that in "The South", apparently I can't find a place that sells nice thigh high hose? It was either thick, jet black tights or control top "nude" hose. Isn't it weird that they would think someone would wear TIGHTS in this heat!? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

06-17-2010, 11:40 AM	#10
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	isnt it wierd that someone sees me in my papa johns shirt and asks wheres my pizza,but looks at me funny if i see someone in a lexus shirt and asks wheres my car isnt it wierd that when u people look at you like you just did the most horrible thing imaginable---more room out than in folks...better an empty house than a bad tenant....just sayin isnt it wierd how u get ur mouth all set for something like orange juice,go to the fridge,find u r out and ur mouth gets pissed off....tell me im not the only one that has this problem