How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Derail a Thread?

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by ravfem

With all due respect, JustJo, i cannot speak to this because it is not my me space it is your me space and so i cannot comment. But thank you for the comment. i see your bulbousness, and i honor it.

However, i feel hurt and dismissed now because you are not appreciative of my embracing me being a special lil bulb. If you would please go back and actually take the time to read my post i stated i was a "special lil bulb", which is 100% different than just a "lil bulb". Maybe if you took a minute out of your oh so precious bulbous bulby bulb space, you could see that not everyone is the same. Do not try to pretend you know what my me space of being a special lil bulb is like because you do not.

i will be reporting your post as being out to get me because you're just insanely jealous that you aren't a "special lil bulb" you are only a bulb. So....i hope someone sticks a bobby pin in the socket you prefer. Stop thread stalking me.

i am done. DONE. i will NOT be back!! EVER.

So there.

Dear ravfem,

On reflection, I totally and completely see where I overlooked the word "special" in your "special lil bulb" description of your lovely bulbous self. Please forgive the oversight.

HOWEVER (and yes, I know that's shouting...but I know that your filament can be a bit thick at times)...I resent that you do not also appreciate my own specialness. I am not "only" a bulb as you so callously put it...I am a big beautiful bulbous bulb...and I know my own worth.

AND...I am not thread-stalking you. I merely thanked you for that chocolatey deliciousness you posted. I can see now that was a mistake. A mistake! And there is no need for you to storm out of here all lit up...because I am leaving...YES...me. I am. Don't even ASK me to come back...because I won't. Period.

You and I both know that this entire dialogue started back on the dash site...when you were trying to "stick a bobby pin" as you sooooo innocently put it ...into MY socket. Well...we are just fine, my socket and I...and I hope you know it!

[ravfem]

Originally Posted by JustJo

Dear ravfem,

On reflection, I totally and completely see where I overlooked the word "special" in your "special lil bulb" description of your lovely bulbous self. Please forgive the oversight.

HOWEVER (and yes, I know that's shouting...but I know that your filament can be a bit thick at times)...I resent that you do not also appreciate my own specialness. I am not "only" a bulb as you so callously put it...I am a big beautiful bulbous bulb...and I know my own worth.

AND...I am not thread-stalking you. I merely thanked you for that chocolatey deliciousness you posted. I can see now that was a mistake. A mistake! And there is no need for you to storm out of here all lit up...because I am leaving...YES...me. I am. Don't even ASK me to come back...because I won't. Period.

You and I both know that this entire dialogue started back on the dash site...when you were trying to "stick a bobby pin" as you sooooo innocently put it ...into MY socket. Well...we are just fine, my socket and I...and I hope you know it!

Look here Ms Bulbblubby,

i hope you are at least bright enough to see that you are shining a big ole spotlight on your filamentphobia. Light up much??

The entire world knows that it was YOU who tried to poke your VERY bulbous bulb in MY socket even though i TRIED to enlighten your tired ass bulb even way back then that i prefer to be around BRIGHT bulbs, not DIM ones but nooooooooooooooo you just had to keep on lighting up about the whole mess. So, since YOU brought it up again, FINE. Bring it bulb! i ain't scared of your dimness.

ETA (even though i didn't *really* come back to edit it, because i am adding it as i write): i do not have anything against dim bulbs, just fyi. The world needs dim bulbs to help us special lil bulbs appreciate ourselves even more than we do. And i understand that i cannot speak from their me place cause it's not my me place it's their me place. i am not trying to pretend to know what it must feel like to be just a bulb.

i am DONE. i can see i am not appreciated by you bulbs with your click on click offish ways. Fine. i wont bother coming back here again.

[adorable]

WARNING!! This is not for minors!!! EXPLICIT CONTENT!!!!

Bulbs get turned on in a variety of ways...
maybe someday everyone can respect that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=YhLi...eature=related

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by ravfem

Look here Ms Bulbblubby,

i hope you are at least bright enough to see that you are shining a big ole spotlight on your filamentphobia. Light up much??

The entire world knows that it was YOU who tried to poke your VERY bulbous bulb in MY socket even though i TRIED to enlighten your tired ass bulb even way back then that i prefer to be around BRIGHT bulbs, not DIM ones but nooooooooooooooo you just had to keep on lighting up about the whole mess. So, since YOU brought it up again, FINE. Bring it bulb! i ain't scared of your dimness.

ETA (even though i didn't *really* come back to edit it, because i am adding it as i write): i do not have anything against dim bulbs, just fyi. The world needs dim bulbs to help us special lil bulbs appreciate ourselves even more than we do. And i understand that i cannot speak from their me place cause it's not my me place it's their me place. i am not trying to pretend to know what it must feel like to be just a bulb.

i am DONE. i can see i am not appreciated by you bulbs with your click on click offish ways. Fine. i wont bother coming back here again.

Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by JustJo

Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

rav....I miss you already...can't we just be friends?

Oh...and you might want to check your overhead lights...just sayin'

[ravfem]

Originally Posted by JustJo

rav....I miss you already...can't we just be friends?

Oh...and you might want to check your overhead lights...just sayin'

i love you Jo. It's always only been you that lights up my days and fills my nights with dimness.

To everyone: Please remember this is all about me, not JustJo.

um....is it just me, or does that cat bear a resemblance to Scoote?

[adorable]

Originally Posted by ravfem

hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

Originally Posted by JustJo

Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

Now, now bulbiegrrls simmer down....play nice and keep the ugliness hidden from my sensibilties. I prefer arguments to happen in kiddie pools filled with jello. Seriously. bulbwrestling is hoootttt!

Was that patronizing enough? Because I can come over and pat your heads....

REPORTED!

[Scorp]

This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...----2363-0.asp

[Medusa]

This is all very hateful and petty.

Oh simpletons! It matters not who likes lightbulbs and what kinds versus who like candles. The only thing that matters is that *I* have the only REAL and TRUE light source in the universe.

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Medusa

This is all very hateful and petty.

Oh simpletons! It matters not who likes lightbulbs and what kinds versus who like candles. The only thing that matters is that *I* have the only REAL and TRUE light source in the universe.

Well aren't we just a weeeee bit superior, Miss Top BulbaLicious?


There's a better line in there than that piece o' crap I just dished out.....

[blush]

Originally Posted by Medusa

Oh, for fuck's sake, I just knew someone would bring up the patriarchy.

[ravfem]

Originally Posted by Scorp

This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...----2363-0.asp

hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by ravfem

Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

Can I help it that I'm all warm and glowy?

[Scorp]

Dear ravfem,

Cuteness can not be helped. It's just a natural reaction. I can suggest some help for you. Group Therapy will be taking place in an hour so, located down the hall and around the corner. The name of the group session is "Watts The Matter With Me".

It sounds as if you have been experiencing these issues and the light bulbs are beginning to wear you down.

I wish you well and hope you are able to correct such issues.

Let me know if I can be of any further assistance.

"Warm" Regards,

-Scorp- (the one with the cute light bulb postings)

Originally Posted by ravfem

hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

[Curley]

Originally Posted by Scorp

This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...----2363-0.asp

I suppose cause your bulbs are cooler then mine you think your are brighter then mine

[Scorp]

Hell yeah, I am the light of the world!

Originally Posted by twinkle toes

I suppose cause your bulbs are cooler then mine you think your are brighter then mine