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Old 06-19-2010, 10:46 PM   #1
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Ohh so all blacklights are aggresive?! That is what you are clearly saying!! REPORTED!!!
Well, you just go ahead and report me! My great grandfather was a LOC, and I am daffy, uh, taffy colored!
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I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend...
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I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend...
seems like everybody's a size queen these days. well *looking over at Gemme* maybe you're right, dear. Perhaps a pair of those snappy new fluorescents might work wonders ... just saying
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seems like everybody's a size queen these days. well *looking over at Gemme* maybe you're right, dear. Perhaps a pair of those snappy new fluorescents might work wonders ... just saying
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You know, I hear their going to have a bigger filament sale too. You know, in case it's something you might want to check out too.

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*hands on hips* Well, honey, if there's some mints to be filled, I've got the voltage to do it!
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I would like bigger bulbs, but would settle for a set of headlights that at least point straight ahead again....
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I'm calling "uncle" ... you guys are killing me! Laughing so hard, tears ran down my legs!
I think that I've shorted out!
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Um.......those weren't tears, Sparky....

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*Looks down*
Me too!
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Is it Frederick's of Hollywood that provides assistance for headlight adjustments and weak bulbs? just asking ...
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Um no, my udders would need adjusting at a local dairy farm. I can't make it through the white security gate at the entrance to Fredrick's....literally.
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Um no, my udders would need adjusting at a local dairy farm. I can't make it through the white security gate at the entrance to Fredrick's....literally.
that's what my dream was about last night! lying on my back and saying, "one at a time, girls, one at a time!" dang utters.
you derailed the thread now ... why am I following suit? enlighten me. and, please, don't switch off because of where my dreams went ... I'm a bulb, not a socket, what do you expect?
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you saying that sockets have a cushy life? next thing ya know, you'll be referring to sockets as pillow receptacles ...

Just like a socket to make this about sex. As if all bulbs exist for is to fit you. We have lives you know. Rich, full lives that don't have to involve a socket.


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Ohh so all blacklights are aggresive?! That is what you are clearly saying!! REPORTED!!!
Why do you have to always make it about race. All colors of bulbs and sockets can be aggressive. Some people's bulbs...

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Just so you know, you are buying into the Western ideal of bulbeauty. Please love your bulbs just the way they are. And remember. Every bulb has a socket!
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It's not the size of the bulbs that matter. It's the amount of light you can emit into an area. I've seen small bulbs give out lots of light and I've seen big bulbs not give out much light at all. For me personally, it's all about the light.
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It's Father's Day! My favorite hardware store sale season!! But, my bulbs are perfect....
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Perfect bulbs, huh? Perhaps you could flash us so we could see for ourselves?
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