Diva's Thousand Post Party!!

[Diva]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

Girl, you are too fuckin' funny.

It is a cross I must bear. And yet....<misty~eyed> I find I MUST bear it! And bear it GLADLY!

Originally Posted by evolveme

Dear Diva,

I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are.

I want the cupcakes to be strawberry.

Because those, too, would be pink.

And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense:

*running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly*

These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore.

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Precious e.....

Because I live to serve Your silly ass I find myself unable to stop posting in pink....I shall serve all of the Pink Food Groups.....the strawberries....the raspberries....the Little Debbie Snowballs in all of their creamy goodness.....and heart~shaped cookies with pink Royal Icing a la Martha Stewart (of course!)......

I will be Princess Coy Flirt~a~Licious....complete with Party Tiara....

And I shall come riding (Yes, I said "come".) in on my Unicorn Steed, which will be farting all manner of sparkly items.....for The Cause.
Your humble RIGHTTTTTT Servantess

Originally Posted by Blaze

Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight...
But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!

HA!!! "...to look for cool things to make your 'HATE' with."

I love a good Freudian slip! And matching garter belt, too!

The Party....she is a~startin'!!!!