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Old 06-24-2010, 04:49 AM   #1
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This blows my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strappie....are You crazy?

Wait.

I know the answer to that.




Thanks, Y'all.....this has brought tears to my eyes....You can't know how timely this is and how I needed to see this!

GUMDROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had TOTALLY forgotten this, Ench!!!!!!!!!! (What's new!?!?!? lol)

SD...do You have that video on a loop yet? Can't we doctor that up so my 239 chins disappear?!?!

Scorp...that was the juiciest turkey I ever did eat!

My cute lil punkin, Tommi! MWAH!

Ya'll are just THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You so much!

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Ezee? I enjoyed making that film with You SO much.....it didn't hurt much, did it? I mean....I told You the swellling would go down in a couple of weeks....


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Oh so many little tid bits you may or may not know about the Divalicious one...

Like Gemme said, she is the hostess with the mostest... and opens her heart & home up to so many parties & out of town guests.

Just one time at her house and she makes you feel as if it's your own home away from home. Completely peaceful and full of love.... and of course will hand you a broom and tell you to gets to sweepin'.

She is a lover of the coffee, and always has an endless supply of the yummiest creamers on hand.

She has an infectious laughter and a smile that lights up the room.

Late in the evenings, sometimes she likes to scoot around the house, questioning, "Who turned the dishwasher on".

And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.
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Oh so many little tid bits you may or may not know about the Divalicious one...

Like Gemme said, she is the hostess with the mostest... and opens her heart & home up to so many parties & out of town guests.

Just one time at her house and she makes you feel as if it's your own home away from home. Completely peaceful and full of love.... and of course will hand you a broom and tell you to gets to sweepin'.

She is a lover of the coffee, and always has an endless supply of the yummiest creamers on hand.

She has an infectious laughter and a smile that lights up the room.

Late in the evenings, sometimes she likes to scoot around the house, questioning, "Who turned the dishwasher on".

And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.
I love this... I can't wait for some red velvet.. Little does she know this is why I'm sucking up to her... so I can get things outta her *smirk*
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Diva may like a lil slap to the face...... or a low whisper in her ear......
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Well just to tell you a little tid-bid without telling too much...

When we were in Vegas we roomed together *smirk* She seen me take my belt off (very quckly) and she nearly fainted... her face was so red... I said to her... Why Miss Diva did you just ummm.... Ok nevermind.
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Perhaps not to the face ....and oh yes....most definitely a whisper in the ear.....YUM!


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You didn't whisper in my ear... all I heard was snoring... *grin*
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You didn't whisper in my ear... all I heard was snoring... *grin*


I warned You.
I brought cute pink and lavender earplugs.
Did You USE them?
No.


Hmph.



I'm not sure how You even KNOW this information since You were NEVER THERE! <giggling>
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Ok....this made me snort soda outta my nose.
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And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.

All I heard is she can SING and MAKE RED VELVET CAKE???

Ahem...Diva here's my pants, give me a broom, I'll get the gator for you AFTER the cake is done.

*whispers* This is a bribe to get the key to read ALL the copies of you erotica.


Seriously, though, we may not know each other personally, but I would love to take this chance to tell you just how much I admire (you) your writing. The level of skill with which you take mere words and turn them into a movie in my mind is beautiful and inspiring. Thank you for all you share.
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Lord have mercy...Diva say it isn't so...SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOO!! That's it, I'm going to have to rescue you from yourself and call the men in white coats.

I don't know Strappie, just the thought of devil spawn products of you makes me shivver.


Okkaaaaaaaayyy.....so you are "threatening" to punish her by bringing in guys who will put their handle-y hands on her and tie her up tightly and maybe torment her a little?

Are you sure the Diva *you* know is the Diva *I* know?
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This blows my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strappie....are You crazy?

Wait.

I know the answer to that.


Why Yes, YES I AM.... But thats why you love me!!



Thanks, Y'all.....this has brought tears to my eyes....You can't know how timely this is and how I needed to see this!

GUMDROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had TOTALLY forgotten this, Ench!!!!!!!!!! (What's new!?!?!? lol)

SD...do You have that video on a loop yet? Can't we doctor that up so my 239 chins disappear?!?!

Scorp...that was the juiciest turkey I ever did eat!

My cute lil punkin, Tommi! MWAH!

Ya'll are just THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You so much!

Ruthie....I will never forget our time in the bar in Vegas just before I left....You are so special!

Ezee? I enjoyed making that film with You SO much.....it didn't hurt much, did it? I mean....I told You the swellling would go down in a couple of weeks....


Stop crying... your suppose to make me cry remember!! lol
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Diva Dear,

I just noticed your response...And, I'm glad you enjoyed the scrumptious, juicy, lip smackin' tender turkey...The more you baste, the more juicy...But you already knew that right Divahhh??



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This blows my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strappie....are You crazy?

Wait.

I know the answer to that.




Thanks, Y'all.....this has brought tears to my eyes....You can't know how timely this is and how I needed to see this!

GUMDROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had TOTALLY forgotten this, Ench!!!!!!!!!! (What's new!?!?!? lol)

SD...do You have that video on a loop yet? Can't we doctor that up so my 239 chins disappear?!?!

Scorp...that was the juiciest turkey I ever did eat!

My cute lil punkin, Tommi! MWAH!

Ya'll are just THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You so much!

Ruthie....I will never forget our time in the bar in Vegas just before I left....You are so special!

Ezee? I enjoyed making that film with You SO much.....it didn't hurt much, did it? I mean....I told You the swellling would go down in a couple of weeks....


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I just noticed your response...And, I'm glad you enjoyed the scrumptious, juicy, lip smackin' tender turkey...The more you baste, the more juicy...But you already knew that right Divahhh??


Yes, honey.....I knew this....I'm the Master Baster, after all....










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....and also with You....



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