Random Tid-Bits about Diva...*smirk*

Diva · 06-24-2010, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Ms. Tabitha

The Armoire frightens me ... just sayin
Let's not forget that there must some curse on her kitchen that makes the butch's want to remove their clothing and cook in their boxers.
Diva... how do you make this happen?

I just tell them I'm doing laundry and would they like for me to do their pants.

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Originally Posted by PinkieLee

Oh so many little tid bits you may or may not know about the Divalicious one...

Like Gemme said, she is the hostess with the mostest... and opens her heart & home up to so many parties & out of town guests.

Just one time at her house and she makes you feel as if it's your own home away from home. Completely peaceful and full of love.... and of course will hand you a broom and tell you to gets to sweepin'.

She is a lover of the coffee, and always has an endless supply of the yummiest creamers on hand.

She has an infectious laughter and a smile that lights up the room.

Late in the evenings, sometimes she likes to scoot around the house, questioning, "Who turned the dishwasher on".

And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.

Yes...I always say that my house is cleaner those 2 times a year than any other. Thank goodness Y'all don't come to inspect my cleaning skillz. It is not one of my gifts.....

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Originally Posted by UofMfan

Diva hosts the most famous Pre-Thanksgiving parties!

Uh~huh.....and where have YOU been, Sparky? Hmmm?

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

From what I've recently heard, Diva has taken up the fine art of crocodile-sitting. I don't mean babysitting them, I mean sitting on them. (She said so herself).

*shrug*

She never ceases to amaze me.

Clearly, we need a "Throw-you-under-the-bus" smilie......

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Originally Posted by milehibutch

I know that The Diva covets Kim Mulkey's shoes...

She can, and often does, make me laugh 'til I cry...

Her fabulous, sexy voice can bring me to my knees (in a good way, really!)...

Her writing is the reason for the battery shortage in Colorado....

HA! I WAS so happy to have gone to that basketball game...those coaches have excellent taste in shoes!

Battery shortage indeed......

Y'all are wonderful!

Wait....is this my funeral? Have I died? Is this the service?

NJFemmie · 06-24-2010, 09:02 AM

(the arrow could be pointing underneath, yanno)
I know, I am so helpful, aren't I?
*eyeroll*

Frankly, this is something to be admired. I don't know too many people willing to sit on a crocodile. It shows courage, determination, and above all else, a touch of insanity.

But, that is what makes you the remarkable woman you are.

*tips imaginary hat to the Diva*

Gemme · 06-24-2010, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

(the arrow could be pointing underneath, yanno)
I know, I am so helpful, aren't I?
*eyeroll*

Frankly, this is something to be admired. I don't know too many people willing to sit on a crocodile. It shows courage, determination, and above all else, a touch of insanity.

But, that is what makes you the remarkable woman you are.

*tips imaginary hat to the Diva*

If you think she's good with a croc, wait until you see her with a cock!

*crickets chirp*

*more crickets*

*less crickets*

Ummmm, a rooster? Hellllloooo, people! Get yer damn minds out of the gutter!

Besides, I think both she and I had a turn with the fellow.

chefhmboyrd · 06-24-2010, 11:32 AM

ah Diva.............

you called me sweet.
poor innocent Diva
Me Sweet?

poor misguided Diva

you are so wonderful

Ebon · 06-24-2010, 11:44 AM

She has a hell of a sense of humor. Makes me laugh a lot when I'm around her.

Soft*Silver · 06-24-2010, 01:55 PM

I dont know Diva very well at all, but I have learned alot about her by this thread...and I also learned alot about her friends, and the depth of their love and caring toward who they consider a friend.

This was a wonderful idea, Strappie....and Diva, as I get to know you, I am discovering what they already know...just how fantastic of a person you are...

Diva · 06-24-2010, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by softness

I dont know Diva very well at all, but I have learned alot about her by this thread...and I also learned alot about her friends, and the depth of their love and caring toward who they consider a friend.

This was a wonderful idea, Strappie....and Diva, as I get to know you, I am discovering what they already know...just how fantastic of a person you are...

I am one blessed woman!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS I know....my friends are my best gift next to my children!

Lillie · 06-24-2010, 09:19 PM

I do not know her personally..however she is the reason I bring my laptop to work because reading her erotica on the work computer would get me fired!..or so say the IT peeps! lol..

Diva · 06-24-2010, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lillie

I do not know her personally..however she is the reason I bring my laptop to work because reading her erotica on the work computer would get me fired!..or so say the IT peeps! lol..

Hee hee.....I'm glad I can contribute to Your naughtiness!

Guess I'd better get writing!

06-24-2010, 09:02 AM	#2
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	(the arrow could be pointing underneath, yanno) I know, I am so helpful, aren't I? eyeroll Frankly, this is something to be admired. I don't know too many people willing to sit on a crocodile. It shows courage, determination, and above all else, a touch of insanity. But, that is what makes you the remarkable woman you are. tips imaginary hat to the Diva __________________

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