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Old 06-25-2010, 12:35 PM   #1
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I also seem to remember (and even have pictures) of you being arrested in San Francisco! Perhaps even your Shizzle (or Nizzle, I don't know who is which) may or may not have a video of said arrest.... that captures your squeals of delight when HOT COP slapped those cuffs on you

It was then, that I knew that you had captured my heart!
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The Exchange between the Cop and Diva:


"excuse me Miss, what do you plan on doing with that turkey baster?"

"officer assume the position or else"

"Ma'am, put your hands behind your back and come with me"

"Gladly officer, and please don't be gentle!"

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I also seem to remember (and even have pictures) of you being arrested in San Francisco! Perhaps even your Shizzle (or Nizzle, I don't know who is which) may or may not have a video of said arrest.... that captures your squeals of delight when HOT COP slapped those cuffs on you

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The Exchange between the Cop and Diva:


"excuse me Miss, what do you plan on doing with that turkey baster?"

"officer assume the position or else"

"Ma'am, put your hands behind your back and come with me"

"Gladly officer, and please don't be gentle!"

You SO were not there!



I mean......LOOK! There's a chicken!


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Ohhh how we forget...I was the one who had to bail you out! See, they all seem to have some sort of memory loss when they want...

And, we bbq'd the chicken after I sprung you out of jail!



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Ohhh how we forget...I was the one who had to bail you out! See, they all seem to have some sort of memory loss when they want...

And, we bbq'd the chicken after I sprung you out of jail!



Oh THAT time........




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Multiple arrests... oh my, I always knew you were one of those kinds of girls.

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I would have NEVER guessed that.
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I also seem to remember (and even have pictures) of you being arrested in San Francisco! Perhaps even your Shizzle (or Nizzle, I don't know who is which) may or may not have a video of said arrest.... that captures your squeals of delight when HOT COP slapped those cuffs on you

It was then, that I knew that you had captured my heart!



I believe that was my evil twin, NIZZelda.....



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