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Old 06-30-2010, 09:59 AM   #1
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You and me both. If I ever, EVER catch wind of any sort of animal abuse, I lose it and basically want to hunt the fuckers down and do the same thing to them as they do to poor innocent animals. The only difference is I would do the same thing to them much, much slower...........That shit just sends me over the edge...


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You and me both. If I ever, EVER catch wind of any sort of animal abuse, I lose it and basically want to hunt the fuckers down and do the same thing to them as they do to poor innocent animals. The only difference is I would do the same thing to them much, much slower...........That shit just sends me over the edge...
there was a story here a few years ago about some asswipe punting a cute lil dog like a football.
i so wanted to find that guy and drop kick him into the next endzone.
how in the hell could you do such a henious thing
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that shit rips me out of the frame

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Dude, because people are sick fucks...Real cowards that have to pick on innocent animals (and people)...I'd love to be alone in a room with pricks like that and tear them from limb to limb with my bare hands....


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I really don't like these clowns who ride their crotch-rockets like complete asswipes. Flying down the damn road 120 mph, weaving in and out of traffic.

No wonder ya always see them wrapped around telephone poles half the time.

Stupid sons-a-bitches
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Oh wow! Was that you I flew past in the slow lane? Sorry bro

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cowardly bastards (or Pediatrician Bitch in this case) that beat their children to death. Really...what could that four-year-old have done to irritate you that damn much.

Wish I had an hour alone with Mommy Dearest...then Brother Billy's cargo van and a wood chipper to clean up afterwards.

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I go get 2 tires, and am told one price. But when I go to pay, somehow the price I am told, it somehow doesn't include every thing else needed. Let me bend over and grap my ankles.

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People who drink while in the ocean. It is so dangerous. A little can be too much for some people. Be safe.
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Having home repairs that need to be done. Especially ones that require a tool of some sort (of which I have one: a hammer).

I also don't like getting frustrated to the point of wanting to use said hammer in ways that might be wrong and necessitate more home repairs.
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......not being able to get to sleep after such a long hard day and with being so exhausted but my brain won't shut down
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I really don't like inconsiderate blokes. And bad jokes. And head lice. And running out of sugary treats. And feeling helpless. And not being able to mind-control the jerks I work with. I promise I'd be nice and just make them do their jobs properly and not go crazy like Jim Carrey did with Steve Carrell in Almighty Bruce.
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i really don't like.....0400.

but the 0430 call is nice.
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getting bit by a mess of fire ants while tending my garden. OUCH!!!

and then later....

having my horrible home made meat loaf for lunch... ICK!!

Good thing someone brought me yummy Krispy Kreme doughnuts yesterday... 8 seconds in the microwave and a Boston Cream will qualify as an orgasm on a plate!!
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I really don't like to take off work if I am scheduled to be there. I have had a toothache since Sunday. I did not sleep Sunday night. Went to work yesterday telling myself it would quit hurting. It is easy to ignore pain if I am very busy. Last night, same thing but I did sleep for about three hours. Finally pushed through my denial this morning after I got to work. Decided I could not go another day without regular sleep. Made the appointment and my dentist worked me in. He irrigated the tooth, x-rayed it, gave me some antibiotics and pain pills. He said he thought I must have had a food particle trapped in the gum because the xrays were fine. I am tempted to go back to work this afternoon but I took a pain pill - which I hate that goofy feeling pain pills give me. Best not to drive. I am stuck here at home and won't have the energy to accomplish anything.

I think I will end up taking a nap with the pooch. She is all happy for a couple of reasons. First, I am home with her. I meant go by the pet store and get her a bag of Merrick and a bag of Science Diet after work yesterday but didn't make it. I was much too exhausted from lack of sleep. The second reason she is so happy is because I scrambled her eight eggs for breakfast. I put evaporated milk and shredded cheese in there to make them extra tastey. Heck, now that I typed it out loud, come to think of it, Kelly had a cheese omelet for breakfast, right? This little bully mix I adopted from the Humane Shelter is so apprecitive of the extra things I do for her. It always shows in the expressions in her face and her displays of affection.

Feeling a bit w-h-o-o-z-y from the vidodin pain pill I took. Whoozy is okay but it is the ensuing goofy feeling that will follow in a little while that makes me not like taking pain pills. I hate it! I should have asked the pharmacist to please hold the goofy. LOL!

Wishing a pleasant day to everyone here at the Planet.
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Having home repairs that need to be done. Especially ones that require a tool of some sort (of which I have one: a hammer).

I also don't like getting frustrated to the point of wanting to use said hammer in ways that might be wrong and necessitate more home repairs.

...couldn't agree more! Hang in there!!
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