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Old 07-01-2010, 10:50 PM   #1
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If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:57 AM   #3
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In the parking lot of the bookstore...from the (maybe) 20ish young man who held the door open for me...

Have you ever considered the advantages of a friendship with a younger man?
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:58 AM   #4
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"Hey Lady, you got the love I need."
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:16 AM   #5
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How 'bout I play Nelly and you play Paw?

(needless to say, I did not get laid that night)
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:44 AM   #6
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Well here's mine...

"Your eyes are amazing, like 2 blue beautiful pools of water that I just want to dive right into"...


Next thing you know, we were skinny dipping

What can I say, I'm a sucker for blue (and green) eyes...
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:52 AM   #7
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Well, I can't remember any Chandler (hey G) moments that I've done myself, but the worst pickup line I've ever been dished was...

*Butch walks up wearing a cowboy hat*
"Hey honey, wanna dance?"

Me ~ "Not right now, but thanks"

"Well, can I buy you a drank?"

Me ~ "I'm good, thank you though".

"Ok, well can I take you out to sometime? I promise I'm a gentleman and take my hat off when I eat.... I wouldn't want to make you bowlegged."

Me ~ "WOW... ok, you can buy me that beer now!"
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:39 AM   #8
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