Have you ever just wanted to _____________?

SuperFemme · 07-04-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

steal a yard gnome and keep him at your house?

i don't find anything to be wrong with this. i may or may not have a fetsih for yard gnomes and lawn jockeys. other peoples.

Andrew, Jr. · 07-04-2010, 10:54 AM

Have you ever just wanted to literally die?

AtLast · 07-04-2010, 09:57 PM

HYEJWT: require that anyone replying to a thread post you wrote, have to first re-state your post accurately before posting their reply?

Communication-101

Spirit Dancer · 07-04-2010, 10:53 PM

HYEJWT pull the covers over your head and
make the world go away.

friskyfemme · 07-05-2010, 10:55 AM

HYEJWT pellet ignorant people get with your 'get a clue' gun!

AtLast · 07-05-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer

HYEJWT pull the covers over your head and
make the world go away.

Hell yes!

HYEJWT: Be able to hug in person peeps you know are going through hard stuff but live far away?

Ebon · 07-05-2010, 12:16 PM

HYEJWT tell someone to stfu that just kept on talking?

Mister Bent · 07-05-2010, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Organicbutch

HYEJWT tell someone to stfu that just kept on talking?

What? Nooo.

Never.

Nope.

When does that ever happen?

betenoire · 07-05-2010, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Organicbutch

HYEJWT tell someone to stfu that just kept on talking?

Oh lord, you don't even know. I have this coworker who just NEVER stops talking. I actually get headaches when I work with her, it's that bad.

Example: One of our clients wanted the lightbulb in his bathroom changed and asked the day staff to do it (1/2 of the day staff being that annoying talks-a-lot person) but they were busy and said that they would have us (the evening staff) do it.

So fast forward to 15 minutes to 3pm. I get to work. Annoying person says "so and so needs his lightbulb changed". I said "will do". It should have ended there, right?

NO. It did NOT end there. Instead she launched into a monologue about the last time she changed his bulbs and how he must buy cheap ones if they need changing again already and then stories about how long other people's bulbs last and how she feels about getting up on step ladders, etc etc etc.

This went on for a solid 15 minutes. At 3pm when my shift started I grabbed the step ladder and bolted from the room - because I just couldn't take it any more. 5 minutes later when I got back to the office - she was STILL talking about the fucking light bulb.

I can't stand her.

I want to pay someone to remove her tongue.

Mister Bent · 07-05-2010, 11:47 AM

...kick someone square in the ass?

AtLast · 07-05-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

...kick someone square in the ass?

Oh, yeah, I have! I'd probably fall on my own ass, though... terrible balance...

HYEJWT: Put two people at odds in a locked room and tell them they can't leave until they find common ground? LOL... my Dad used to do this to my siblings and me (not really a locked room, he would put us in chairs across from one another) when we fought. Pretty amazing results....

Arwen · 07-05-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

...kick someone square in the ass?

Sometimes I want to do that when they are facing me.

(innocent look #32)

homoe · 09-18-2020, 05:15 PM

[QUOTE=Mister Bent;145248]...kick someone square in the ass?[/QUOTE

~~~

Almost EVERY time I'm in a Walmart......

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Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,143 Times in 2,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	HYEJWT tell someone to stfu that just kept on talking? __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

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09-18-2020, 05:15 PM	#13
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