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"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost." -- J. R. R. Tolkien
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This shit-smear of a ditty and the comments posted below it had me almost falling off my chair with laughter.
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A brief verbal exchange with a physically aggressive male:
Me: So, you like to threaten and push women around... He: Not ugly fat ones like you! ![]() Maybe someday I will be pretty and thin enough! Oh the tears! LMAO
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as we drove by a little country house with someone out front on a mower... my dinner escort says "my dad's best friend that died lives there..."
I couldn't resist razzing him... the poor guy died but he still lives there? |
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One of my 15 month old boys who ALWAYS calls me Mommy as I am changing his poopy diaper no less says to me:
Child: Where's Roofy Me: I'm here Child: No Roofy's home me: No I'm here (yes I know at this point I am arguing with a baby) Child Laughs: No Roofy's home sleepin Mommy Me: I wish I were home sleepin lol made my day... well, at least he DOES know my name... little joker! |
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