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Old 07-22-2010, 02:05 PM   #1
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I see you and raise you this!!!!





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This shit-smear of a ditty and the comments posted below it had me almost falling off my chair with laughter.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/07...aggers_29.html
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A brief verbal exchange with a physically aggressive male:

Me: So, you like to threaten and push women around...
He: Not ugly fat ones like you!



Maybe someday I will be pretty and thin enough! Oh the tears! LMAO
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:35 PM   #4
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as we drove by a little country house with someone out front on a mower... my dinner escort says "my dad's best friend that died lives there..."

I couldn't resist razzing him... the poor guy died but he still lives there?
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One of my 15 month old boys who ALWAYS calls me Mommy as I am changing his poopy diaper no less says to me:
Child: Where's Roofy
Me: I'm here
Child: No Roofy's home
me: No I'm here (yes I know at this point I am arguing with a baby)
Child Laughs: No Roofy's home sleepin Mommy
Me: I wish I were home sleepin

lol made my day... well, at least he DOES know my name... little joker!
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