IT'S HOT ENOUGH TO MELT...................

Bit · 07-23-2010, 10:44 PM

Dear Kansas,

When did you change your name, and why wasn't I notified 72 hours in advance?

I spend my days with my skin as wet as if I had just gotten out of the shower, and I wear clothes as wet as if they had just come out of the washer. I cannot breathe when I go outside and my dining room is back up to 84 degrees, even with four fans, an air cleaner, and two air conditioners running non-stop.

You lured me in with a summer so cool and rainy it out-Seattled Seattle. You then teased me with Autumn signs in July and August. For three summers, you sheltered me with storms and clouds and lovely coolness. And now that I am settled in, Kansas, you have pulled a bait-and-switch on me? From out-Seattling Seattle, you expect me to accept out-Floriding Florida?

I call false advertising, Kansas! I cry foul!

Give me my money back.

Disgruntled Summer Consumer

dixie · 07-23-2010, 10:52 PM

...my GPS holder/thingy right off the window...

...also warped my Harrah's reward points card that was dangling off the rearview mirror...LOL

Passionaria · 07-24-2010, 12:01 AM

My body LOVES the heat. It was 95 degrees here in Austin today and it didn't even phase me. I must finally be becoming a Texan.......

JAGG · 07-24-2010, 08:11 AM

It's never too hot for me. I'm packing the cooler for the lake , me and a friend are going to ride the jet ski all day.

QueenofSmirks · 07-24-2010, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

...my GPS holder/thingy right off the window...

...also warped my Harrah's reward points card that was dangling off the rearview mirror...LOL

LOL! I know what you mean. My EZPass (toll-payer) thingy fell off my window months ago, so I bought some industrial strength velcro stuff which worked for about 2 weeks... now it's melted off again. But not before sliding down the windshield and leaving a thick trail of glue .. .yippee.

I'm also a Harrah's reward card holder, but I keep mine safe in my purse LOL

Miss Scarlett · 07-25-2010, 09:06 AM

To quote a skit from Monty Python "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum..."

Kenna · 09-19-2010, 09:36 PM

Today was HOT ENOUGH TO MELT MY MAPLE FUDGE!!
too bad it takes more burn time to melt it off my hips!!

Ummm, the more I think about it....I guess I could turn that burn time into fun time?

*headed to kitchen to get more Maple Fudge*

Blade · 07-26-2012, 02:23 PM

It is so hot... I saw a tree shaking a dog on the way home from work

Amber2010 · 07-26-2012, 05:16 PM

The heat index here where I live in Florida said 105.

I usually walk around the lake accross the street from my work
durning my lunch break and this is what I saw today.

It is hot enough that the ducks that are in the lake are panting for breathe.

The turtles were so dry I think they melted to the rocks around the lake.

It is hot enough that I didn't think I would make it around the lake.

07-23-2010, 10:52 PM	#2
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07-23-2010, 10:44 PM	#1
Bit Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonefemme Relationship Status: married to Gryph Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 2,177 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,126 Thanked 3,770 Times in 1,264 Posts Rep Power: 10778870	Dear Kansas, When did you change your name, and why wasn't I notified 72 hours in advance? I spend my days with my skin as wet as if I had just gotten out of the shower, and I wear clothes as wet as if they had just come out of the washer. I cannot breathe when I go outside and my dining room is back up to 84 degrees, even with four fans, an air cleaner, and two air conditioners running non-stop. You lured me in with a summer so cool and rainy it out-Seattled Seattle. You then teased me with Autumn signs in July and August. For three summers, you sheltered me with storms and clouds and lovely coolness. And now that I am settled in, Kansas, you have pulled a bait-and-switch on me? From out-Seattling Seattle, you expect me to accept out-Floriding Florida? I call false advertising, Kansas! I cry foul! Give me my money back. Disgruntled Summer Consumer

07-25-2010, 09:06 AM	#6
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07-26-2012, 05:16 PM	#9
Amber2010 Member How Do You Identify?: Happy, Crazy, Bubbly, Funny, Strong, Outgoing, Friendly Preferred Pronoun?: Femme Relationship Status: Complicated Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 200 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 920 Thanked 594 Times in 154 Posts Rep Power: 3787185	The heat index here where I live in Florida said 105. I usually walk around the lake accross the street from my work durning my lunch break and this is what I saw today. It is hot enough that the ducks that are in the lake are panting for breathe. The turtles were so dry I think they melted to the rocks around the lake. It is hot enough that I didn't think I would make it around the lake.