what NOT to do in a relationship.......

[Apocalipstic]

Originally Posted by Dylan

DON'T leave your chainsaw on the kitchen floor in front of the coffee maker


Turns Out, Femmes (sweeping generalization) Really Don't Like Walking Into The Chain Of A Chainsaw And Cutting Their Feet Really Bad Before Coffee,
Dylan

Trust me! This has the potential to make for a very unhappy femme. I don't know about butches. I also don't know if there's a different reaction AFTER coffee (but I'm assuming not).

I might actually notice the chainsaw if I had already had coffee.

Originally Posted by EntycingFemme

do NOT......


ever ever ever forget my birthday- if nothing else... at least acknowledge it.

I have to have hints, like "I have a birthday coming up" or "remember, next Tuesday is my birthday!" I am terrible at remembering dates.

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

do not:


leave top off toothpaste (or forget to squeeze it)

Get your own toothpaste and step off what I do with mine

Originally Posted by Gemme

Absolutely.

I'm strict about privacy. My cell, computer, email, etc is MINE. If I want to show you something in it, I will. Don't go snooping or you will be looking for another girlfriend.

I appreciate concern about what I do, say, put into my body, etc but it's MY body, so it's MY choice. Unless it's illegal, you get one comment. Then I'll know how you feel about it. I don't need a running commentary every time I pop a piece of candy in my mouth (which is a lot).

Yeah, no snooping. I am not sneaky and it chaps my ass of someone suggests I am.

And if I do something like eat candy or whatever before we became a couple, don't criticize me for it later and ask if I am "ON" sugar.

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

If your current accuses you of having *affairs* at work, comes to your work to catch you in the act, and insists you are having an affair.

You may be in a bad relationship.

If you make up all the above in your head, do not be in a relationship

Why would I want to spend any more time with work people than I already have to????

people are nuts!