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Old 08-15-2010, 10:20 PM   #1
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I don't know how they would help someone improve their balance? It seems that as soon as they take them off they'd have trouble walking normally. (lord knows, we gotta keep Corkey and Wax out of 'em.)
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Do not hate! I'm actually considering buying a pair of those for work, since I have to wear sneakers at work anyway.

Of course, I am delusional and convinced that in a week I will have an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Which, you know, is what I want.
J Lo? In a week?
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Old 08-15-2010, 10:24 PM   #2
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I read an article about them recently, betenoire, and some are better than others at building up the glutes. I'll see if I can find the article for you, so you can give J Lo a run for her money.
That would be great, thanks.

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I -did- say delusional.
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I -did- say delusional.
That's quite all right. Here's your Haldol, dear.
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That's quite all right. Here's your Haldol, dear.
nty. bad side effects.

besides, I'm more of a wellbutrin girl.
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sigh...I always loved the *idea* of these...

vibrations plus loss of belly fat?

a winning combination in my books!




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oooh and they have drinks being served too!!
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yea but what is up with those shoes?
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Shoes? I can't figure out what they have on their bodies flapping around the conveyor belt.
Oh, I'm supposed to be asleep. Sleep typing ...
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The shoes? What about those funky onsie-bloomers they have on and the shower caps?
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The drinks are to distract them from the awful outfits they have on. It's the only way they could get them to do it.
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The drinks are to distract them from the awful outfits they have on. It's the only way they could get them to do it.
Sorry, honey. I think a well-placed belt and its ensuing vibrations is what got them to stay put!

The drinks were a nice touch, though!

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