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OK back to socks.
Where do they come from...the little mounds of them everywhere? Behind the couch, under the bed, in the bathroom corner, in a cabinet????????????? How do they get there? Where do they go? I have long suspected a link between missing socks and the Bermuda Triangle, Jimmy Hoffa and the Polar Ice Cap. I wonder if when the ice cap melts, a huge sea of lost socks will emerge. *hrummph*
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I think there is a Sock Monster (much in the same manner of the Tooth Fairy) that lives in my dryer. It gobbles up my socks but doesn't find matching pairs tasty. I also have three mini sock monsters with a total of twelve legs. They like to grab and run to the backyard, kennel or under the couch with the prize. |
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Tardiness drives me insane, if I'm going to be late I aint going. If you are going to be late pick up the phone and call me, as I hate to wait.
Please let me fix my own plate as I don't like my food to touch. Rude smokers....blow it the other way and be sure your ashes hit the ashtray and DON'T SMOKE IN MY TRUCK. Leaners..my truck is not a leaning post, get off of it. If you are to tired or lazy to stand up, lean on something else, please. |
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I might have forgotten to mention a thing or two....
Don't mess with my hat. It is on my head it is in my space leave it alone, it's mine. It's always there, like a finger or an ear. Leave it on my head. My glasses. They were made for me and sized to fit me. Please do not pick them up and put them on your BIG HEAD. You'll have them stretched out and then they will be sliding off my face until I can get them adjusted. Ya can't see out of them and you can't tell by putting them on how blind I am, so leave them where you find, please. Also don't clean them for me, you'll scratch them and I loathe scratches on my glasses. |
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Drives me nuts: alot there is NO such word. A lot. A lot. A lot. Now write it five million times on the chalkboard.
Sock: non-consensual foot bondage...hate them. I wear them only when I deem it necessary. "You are cold, put on some damn socks." NO! Drives people crazy, a lot.
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Indeed.....hmmmm....maybe ours turn into tumbleweeds of animal hair? *ponders*
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I, too, have a Sock Monster.
![]() Her name is Lucy. I have seen her climb into a sock~wearing visitor's suitcase and run off with one of their socks in seconds. She has it down to a science! She has a basket of socks, and occasionally, she will bring me one to play tug-of-war with and such fond memories are evoked......"Oh Boo! It's your Unkie Dylan's sock when he came to paint the girl room 2 years ago!" It's a fun game. Wait. What was the subject of this thread again? ![]() |
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Blobs of toothpaste in the sink.
Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss Hair in the drain. Yes I know its mine, but it does not matter. *shudder*
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In a restaurant, finding a hair on my plate.
In a restaurant, take a bite of food, and there's a hair in that bite. ![]() ![]() |
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Procrastination... makes my head wanna
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Sock subject - I can't stand to wear socks that are SUPPOSED to fit my shoe size. Guess what? They don't. I end up buying little girl socks for that snug fit. I cannot stand having my foot swim in my socks. It annoys me the beejeezus out of me.
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Where to begin
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Oh, and I have issues with acne, too.
If I see a pimple...I cannot take my eyes off of it. It begins with a glance and then the heat of its stare begins to burn a hole in my brain and I simply must look. If you are someone I know and am close with you, you may find yourself on your back - me straddling your torso and your face in my grip. I apologize in advance. I remember once (this is super gross so you may or may not choose to turn away NOW) I was shopping at Home Depot and the check out boy had a terrible case of teenager acne. I was enthralled. I couldn't pry my eyes away from this boy's face. My girls were standing there like "uh, mom...the guy needs you to pay...there's a line forming....mom....MOM!!" |
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I keep waiting for Jess, aka Mr. Fussy Britches, to arrive in this thread to tell you all how Hy has banned me from laundry (apparently I don't fold correctly) and how Hy banned me from gardening/yard work (that one was calculated on my part... poor lil rosemary bush and her homemade Mommy haircut
![]() ... other things that drive me nutso.... Tucking the flat sheet under the mattress at the foot of the bed. My poor lil feets scream, "RED!!! HARD LIMIT!!!" ![]() The "paper trails" my mother in law leaves around the house. Wherever she opens the mail is where she leaves all or part of it. Its something akin to Hansel and Gretel and breadcrumbs... |
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