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Old 09-16-2010, 05:37 AM   #1
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if I were a fairie, do you think I would have to floss my teeth more and brush them oftener, for the same reasons you do a car on the freeway?
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Old 09-16-2010, 05:54 AM   #2
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If I were a faerie I would find people speaking loudly on cellphones in restaurants and when they opened their mouth to take a breath I would hurl a grape nut into their tonsils and make them cough uncontrollably. If they were truly egregious I would turn them into a braying donkey temporarily.
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If I were a fairy....I would visit every child in their dreams that has been traumatized emotionally and renew them. Their spirit would know laughter, joy, love and innocense.
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Old 09-16-2010, 01:19 PM   #4
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if I was a fairie, I would bounce on your bed until your eyes opened up and then I would suck on your big toe to say hello.....
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I would have just floated that damn hospital bed with the motor up two flights and a turn today, instead of yelling {{{{{{{{Holy Mother F***}}}}}}}}!!!
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If I were a fairie, I wouldn't have to worry about having too little space on airline flights, now would I?
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