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View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose?
good cook 20 13.89%
chauffeur 8 5.56%
housekeeper 69 47.92%
masseuse 36 25.00%
personal secretary 11 7.64%
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Old 09-19-2010, 08:25 PM   #1
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HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!
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omg...no brainer. Housekeeper.
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Masseur, yes I prefer male masseurs. I have bricks for muscles. The rest I can do for myself and my wife.
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If I have to pick from these five, I'll go with personal secretary (which I translate to "ass kicker" because I can easily get de-motivated and need my ass kicked to get going again)

But if I could pick from anything, I'd pick handyman. As I look around my house I see lots of things that a handyman/woman could take off my hands. Here's a list in case someone wants to sign up.



The Kitchen really needs a lot of work.
  • The rubber liner is coming out of the green house window
  • the cupboards need to be painted/refinished
  • I need some new cupboards hung.
  • The counter tops don't match - could you fix that up please?

My bathroom sink and faucet need replacing, the sink is rusty and the faucet leaks.
There is a gap under my front door that allows heat and cool to leak out, and bugs of all varieties to crawl in - eeek!
I need curtain rods and curtains hung in almost every room.
Both bathtubs need recaulking. Wouldn't hurt to caulk the windows too.
...and could you wash the windows when you caulk them, please?
Seriously - I could go on and on. So Sign me up for the free handyman drawing.

Another thing I would be thrilled to have is.... a mom.

Thanks for the dream spinning.
Smooches,
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Can I have the secretary and teach her how to cook and clean?
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Right? More than shoes?
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none of the above. I have a need for a handyman. Someone who can hang shelves for me. Or plant a shrub. Or turn off water when its leaking. Or reset the spark on the water heater. Or dig an irrigation trench. I would eat McDonalds for a year if it meant I could have a handman! (and I HATE McD's except for their new berry smoothies)
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I was thinking Starbucks. LOL
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I was thinking Starbucks. LOL
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