What if.... - Page 2

Gemme · 09-19-2010, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

It was a toss up between the housekeeper and the masseuse, but I can buy a bottle of cleaner for a couple of bucks. Massages are expensive!

waxnrope · 09-19-2010, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pajara2

I was thinking Starbucks. LOL

Oy. There's no red face smilie. Thank goodness, it was said about a friend

Niceguy · 09-19-2010, 11:23 PM

Easy decision for me... Vegan/Vegetarian Cook!

Random · 09-20-2010, 12:49 AM

Housekeeper.. Hands down win...

That to me is heaven.... clean house, dinner done, laundry taken care of...

sigh..

Glenn · 09-20-2010, 02:06 AM

[QUOTE=StillettoDoll;194417]If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook-No
2. chauffeur-YES
3. housekeeper-No
4. masseuse-No
5. personal secretary-No

MysticOceansFL · 09-20-2010, 03:50 AM

Massuses is what I picked

AtLast · 09-20-2010, 05:15 AM

Want wonderful kneeding fingers.... Hey, I have a creaky back!

torchiegirl · 09-20-2010, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Laerkin

HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

*coverin' my mouth

..... that's just plain crazy talk!

little man · 09-20-2010, 07:03 AM

i'd be happy with a picture pimp. barring that, how about someone to get me organized and keep me on track?

Sachita · 09-20-2010, 07:12 AM

omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess!

But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way.

hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being.

StillettoDoll · 09-20-2010, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Diva

It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough.

LOL gosh was thinking the same thing

chefhmboyrd · 09-20-2010, 10:35 AM

masseuse.............

Rockinonahigh · 09-20-2010, 11:25 AM

I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.

Jude · 09-20-2010, 11:42 AM

Can I have the secretary and teach her how to cook and clean?

CrankyOldGuy · 09-20-2010, 03:40 PM

since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur

...housekeeper gets my vote.

princessbelle · 09-20-2010, 05:34 PM

I'm so surprised I have to "go against the flow" but....

I can cook good enough and order take out if i want real food...lol

I love to clean so i don't want anyone messing things up.

I love to drive, just check my speeding record.

I am the giver when it comes to messages...don't enjoy getting them quiet as much.

So, I'll take door number three.....give me a personal secretary. I have so much going on in my life all the time it is hard for me to remember, appointments, volunteer time, scheduled meetings, Mom's MD appointments, phone calls i need to make and when it is time for my tags to be reissued.

A tall, handsome butch secretary if you don't mind...and ty

Jude · 09-20-2010, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Isadora

I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.

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Who said the chauffeur comes with a car?

KayCee · 09-20-2010, 05:45 PM

Definitely a housekeeper so I could spend more time doing *fun stuff*...

TickledPink · 09-20-2010, 06:57 PM

Houseboi please! Clean, clean, clean.

Lynn · 09-20-2010, 09:17 PM

I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time.

View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose?
good cook	20	13.89%
chauffeur	8	5.56%
housekeeper	69	47.92%
masseuse	36	25.00%
personal secretary	11	7.64%
Voters: 144. You may not vote on this poll

09-19-2010, 11:23 PM	#23
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09-20-2010, 12:49 AM	#24
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Housekeeper.. Hands down win... That to me is heaven.... clean house, dinner done, laundry taken care of... sigh.. __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

09-20-2010, 03:50 AM	#26
MysticOceansFL Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Preferred Pronoun?: People call me by my nic name. Relationship Status: Not Single, Not Desperate. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 3,833 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,645 Thanked 4,033 Times in 1,720 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Massuses is what I picked __________________ Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. It is said, " Some lives are linked across time..... Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages "......

09-20-2010, 07:03 AM	#29
little man Member How Do You Identify?: mister Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: hard to hold Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where the road goes on forever and the party never ends Posts: 1,003 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 169 Thanked 1,535 Times in 437 Posts Rep Power: 13709165	i'd be happy with a picture pimp. barring that, how about someone to get me organized and keep me on track? __________________ i gots pitchers here i'm a rambling man i ain't ever gonna change i got a gypsy soul to blame and i was born for leaving --zac brown band (colder weather)

09-20-2010, 02:06 AM	#25
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	[QUOTE=StillettoDoll;194417]If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a... 1. good cook-No 2. chauffeur-YES 3. housekeeper-No 4. masseuse-No 5. personal secretary-No

09-20-2010, 05:15 AM	#27
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Want wonderful kneeding fingers.... Hey, I have a creaky back!

09-20-2010, 07:12 AM	#30
Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,992 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess! But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way. hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being. __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

09-20-2010, 10:35 AM	#32
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	masseuse............. __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

09-20-2010, 11:25 AM	#33
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.

09-20-2010, 11:42 AM	#34
Jude Member How Do You Identify?: I'm Fluid (comfortable being me) Preferred Pronoun?: "Hey Jude" Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bethesda/Chevy Chase (suburbs of Wash DC) Posts: 100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 129 Thanked 146 Times in 55 Posts Rep Power: 104572	Can I have the secretary and teach her how to cook and clean? __________________

09-20-2010, 03:40 PM	#35
CrankyOldGuy Member How Do You Identify?: Just the right amount of wrong Preferred Pronoun?: [sic] Basturd Relationship Status: She turns my crank Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Between The Lines Posts: 342 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 110 Thanked 392 Times in 163 Posts Rep Power: 2224210	since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur ...housekeeper gets my vote. __________________ "To say nothing, to do nothing, stops nothing" - Roni McCall, Founder, Through Their Eyes, The National Animal Abuse Registry

09-20-2010, 05:34 PM	#36
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I'm so surprised I have to "go against the flow" but.... I can cook good enough and order take out if i want real food...lol I love to clean so i don't want anyone messing things up. I love to drive, just check my speeding record. I am the giver when it comes to messages...don't enjoy getting them quiet as much. So, I'll take door number three.....give me a personal secretary. I have so much going on in my life all the time it is hard for me to remember, appointments, volunteer time, scheduled meetings, Mom's MD appointments, phone calls i need to make and when it is time for my tags to be reissued. A tall, handsome butch secretary if you don't mind...and ty __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

09-20-2010, 05:45 PM	#38
KayCee Member How Do You Identify?: Multifaceted Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: It's a secret Relationship Status: And from my lips hye drew the hallelujah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow clicking my heels Posts: 732 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,646 Thanked 1,722 Times in 521 Posts Rep Power: 8635875	Definitely a housekeeper so I could spend more time doing fun stuff... __________________ "Being Femme means my feminism and my femininity walk hand in hand "

09-20-2010, 06:57 PM	#39
TickledPink Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Girly Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Pink Relationship Status: Shacked UP Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Holt-Mason Chateau Decherd/I'm a NashVegas Girl! Posts: 1,041 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 586 Thanked 1,996 Times in 606 Posts Rep Power: 9218476	Houseboi please! Clean, clean, clean.

09-20-2010, 09:17 PM	#40
Lynn Member How Do You Identify?: Unabashed Feminine Lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: Her, She Relationship Status: Married! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 689 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,499 Thanked 2,414 Times in 505 Posts Rep Power: 9668976	I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time. __________________ In the flush of love's light we dare be brave And suddenly we see that love costs all we are and will ever be. Yet it is only love which sets us free. Maya Angelou Wedding Photos: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?...1&l=22b092b98c