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20 | 13.89% |
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8 | 5.56% |
| housekeeper |
  
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69 | 47.92% |
| masseuse |
  
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36 | 25.00% |
| personal secretary |
  
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11 | 7.64% |
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09-20-2010, 09:19 PM
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I picked cook....cause well I like to do all those things and....well at least the cook I could learn and then do!!!
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09-21-2010, 06:29 AM
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Masseuse, for sure.
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09-21-2010, 06:47 AM
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masseuse, definitely.
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09-21-2010, 07:17 AM
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I already have a maid and massage services that are cheap enough, so no need.
Now a personal secretary, that is what I would want, as I have been considering one as of late 
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09-21-2010, 03:45 PM
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I can't pick one so, just one time I would like,
My chauffeur to drive my cook to the store to buy stuff for the for dinner they will make, after dropping me off at the masseuse, while the housekeeper does their thing, and all of it would take place because of my personal secretary. Just one time.
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09-21-2010, 08:31 PM
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masseuse .... Pixie... will you?? *smirk*
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09-21-2010, 09:43 PM
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09-22-2010, 01:21 AM
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Personal secretary. Without a doubt.
I had no idea how awesome a capable executive assistant could be. I really miss mine. |
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09-22-2010, 04:19 AM
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09-22-2010, 09:48 AM
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As much manual labor as I do, and as much tension that I have in my world....a massuese would be fanfuckingtastic!!
What time are you sending her over?
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09-22-2010, 03:02 PM
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My boss(es) say the same thing when I am on vacation. I come back to all of them freaking out about stuff they don't know how to do, how to fix, change, move, schedule, etc.
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09-23-2010, 10:24 AM
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Sex slave. Definitely.
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09-23-2010, 03:37 PM
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Massages please!
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09-25-2010, 07:55 AM
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I am wondering when that housekeeper is gonna show up...........
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Yeah...definitely the masseuse...
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04-17-2012, 11:37 AM
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May I have one of each please? 
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04-17-2012, 12:07 PM
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Oooh! …Ummm… It’s a toss up between a sexy, handsome Butch Masseuse with sensually strong, yet, gentle hands to massage my body and a sexy, handsome Butch Housekeeper with strong arms and a gorgeous bum to tend to the household chores….. Not that I’d be perving or anything salacious….. much!
 LOL!Can I have both or one that'll do both jobs? LOL!
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