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Old 09-15-2010, 01:50 AM   #161
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I wish my anatomy group would go the hell away never come back...


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& Zimmy's anatomy group is now in hell... lmao

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Wish Granted..They are headed for Bermuda and disappearing...

I wish I had some ice cream right now..

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Old 09-15-2010, 06:50 PM   #165
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I wish I had some ice cream right now..

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Wish granted! Enjoy your squidcicle. lol Hey, they actually HAVE these things in Japan. I watch Andrew Zimmer on the Food Channel... LOL
I wish I could get out of this damn depression....
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I wish I could build the house of my dreams.[/QUOTE]

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Your depression is over but the economic depression is just beginning..

The house of your dreams is built on quicksand...enjoy until it sinks...lol

I Wish...today was over already...(it's only 1am)
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Oh Sooo Granted...
Your depression is over but the economic depression is just beginning..

The house of your dreams is built on quicksand...enjoy until it sinks...lol

I Wish...today was over already...(it's only 1am) [/QUOTE]
Congratulations, today is now tomorrow, but it's the same as today. And to make matters worse, since you've messed with the time/space continuum, you're doomed to live this day again, and again, and again, ad infinatum, ad naseum. lol

I wish I had enough money to go out this weekend...
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Old 09-16-2010, 03:05 AM   #168
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Wish granted...U are out...but not enough money to get back home... rotten luck!

I wish we get our quarterly bonus at our meeting today...
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Wish granted...U are out...but not enough money to get back home... rotten luck!

I wish we get our quarterly bonus at our meeting today...

POOF! Wish granted, you just got your quarterly bonus, and a pink slip to boot! Better luck next time!

I wish I could go to NYC for my birthday!!
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Granted for sure! Welcome to New York, IA...look it up it is a dinky township...lol

I wish it was nice enough to ride my bike all year long...
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I wish it was nice enough to ride my bike all year long...

Granted, but your bike is this one now:

I wish I had a book to read right now.
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Granted, but your bike is this one now:

I wish I had a book to read right now.
Granted..."100 years of Solitude" in Spanish...enjoy!

I wish I had a house like in HGTV...
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Granted..."100 years of Solitude" in Spanish...enjoy!

I wish I had a house like in HGTV...
Granted! Your house is beautiful and perfectly staged, however, it's not real. You knock on the door and it falls apart. Too bad.

I wish I had an endless supply of circus peanuts.
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I wish that I had more energy.

Granted! You now have the energy of Dugan times ten.

And Dugan so keep up.

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Granted! You now have the energy of Dugan times ten.

And Dugan so keep up.

I wish you were at my house right now.
Poof! I'm at your house but you are at work and I don't have a key anymore, so I'm going to go back home now.

I wish (again) that I won the lottery and scored, after taxes, enough to take lavishly care of myself and my loved ones for the rest of their lives.
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I kinda wish I knew what June was talking about now.
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oh i think it was the circus peanut girl. i don't remember that clearly but i think she has some nipplage srsly i am sorry
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Ohhhhh........darn. I liked the pic, though. Kinda sweet 'n creepy, all at once.
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