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Old 10-13-2010, 01:10 PM   #1
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Explain to my sinus' that I do not have time for this infection bullshit.

Drink lots of coffee.

Keep trying to find homes for the kittens.

Scoop litter boxes.

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Wow. That is some agenda for today. LOL *wink*

It's all in the planning...
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Come home and queer the housewife role.

Cook dinner for my man.

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starting with that palin b*tch
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Get off work at 7am - check
Clean litter boxes - check
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Get dressed
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