Auntie Diva's Story Time

Diva · 11-08-2009, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Abigail Crabby

Subscribing - and anxiously awaiting the first story !!!

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Originally Posted by InfiniteFemme

Subscribing as well **

Oh look, boys and girls!!! It's cousin Abs and cousin Iffy, come to play!!! Now be good little girls and get your Auntie Diva a martini.......

~Auntie Diva

Andrew, Jr. · 11-09-2009, 08:14 AM

Subscribing to this!

Diva · 11-09-2009, 12:37 PM

......and cousin Jr. TOO!

Syr · 11-09-2009, 12:48 PM

Definetly subscribing. I have missed the misadventures of the lovely lady diva

Blue · 11-09-2009, 12:49 PM

Count me in...I been bit.

How about I go fetch y'all some waaaaan, Muz Diva?

Diva · 11-09-2009, 01:01 PM

Gather 'round, boys and girls....it's storytime with Auntie Diva!!!!

Well......I'm sure you have all heard, kids, that your Auntie Diva went to The Big Apple!! Yes, that's right! New York City!! Now.....did I hear one of you asking why they call New York City "The Big Apple"?

I THOUGHT so!!!

It's a very good question, boys and girls! And I'm going to tell you why!!!

New York City is a very big city, as I mentioned earlier. It's also called "The City That Never Sleeps", boys and girls. And because the people don't sleep there, sometimes they hallucinate!

Ha ~ LOO ~ sin ~ ate....let's say it together......Hah-LOO-sin-ate. Very GOOD, boys and girls!!!

And because they DID that ~ the word contains "sin".....and the original sin was Eve......and she ate THE BIG APPLE! Eve was from New York City, boys and girls!!

See?

Yes...another educadtional experience from your Auntie Diva, kids! I'm a giver that way!

Signed,
Your Auntie Diva

Diva · 11-09-2009, 01:03 PM

Why LOOK, boys and girls......it's cousin Bebo and cousin Blue....come to play!!! Hi boys!

~Auntie Diva

Diva · 11-09-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue

Count me in...I been bit.

How about I go fetch y'all some waaaaan, Muz Diva?

Cousin Blue....now don't make me make you go get a switch from the pecan tree.....you know good and well your Auntie Diva doesn't start drinking before 1:30 in the afternoon!

PinkieLee · 11-09-2009, 01:09 PM

YAY Auntie Diva...

I love your stories more than this fat kid loves ice cream... 'cause cousin G will knock me over & steal my cake if I have any!!

Diva · 11-09-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PinkieLee

YAY Auntie Diva...

I love your stories more than this fat kid loves ice cream... 'cause cousin G will knock me over & steal my cake if I have any!!

Cousin G won't steal your cake, cousin KaratePrincess, because he knows I will make him go to the pecan tree if he DOES!

Your Auntie Diva has spoken. Now go eat your cake and drink your Special Kool~Aid, cousin KP.......

Love,
Your Auntie Diva

11-09-2009, 01:01 PM	#6
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	How New York City got its name..... Gather 'round, boys and girls....it's storytime with Auntie Diva!!!! Well......I'm sure you have all heard, kids, that your Auntie Diva went to The Big Apple!! Yes, that's right! New York City!! Now.....did I hear one of you asking why they call New York City "The Big Apple"? I THOUGHT so!!! It's a very good question, boys and girls! And I'm going to tell you why!!! New York City is a very big city, as I mentioned earlier. It's also called "The City That Never Sleeps", boys and girls. And because the people don't sleep there, sometimes they hallucinate! Ha ~ LOO ~ sin ~ ate....let's say it together......Hah-LOO-sin-ate. Very GOOD, boys and girls!!! And because they DID that ~ the word contains "sin".....and the original sin was Eve......and she ate THE BIG APPLE! Eve was from New York City, boys and girls!! See? Yes...another educadtional experience from your Auntie Diva, kids! I'm a giver that way! Signed, Your Auntie Diva

11-09-2009, 08:14 AM	#2
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	Subscribing to this!

11-09-2009, 12:37 PM	#3
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	*......and cousin Jr. TOO!*

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Syr Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Syr Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northern Ontario, Canada Posts: 241 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 381 Thanked 1,130 Times in 217 Posts Rep Power: 13416617	Definetly subscribing. I have missed the misadventures of the lovely lady diva

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Blue Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Trans Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: England Posts: 28 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 82 Times in 13 Posts Rep Power: 660744	Count me in...I been bit. How about I go fetch y'all some waaaaan, Muz Diva?

11-09-2009, 01:03 PM	#7
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Why LOOK, boys and girls......it's cousin Bebo and cousin Blue....come to play!!! Hi boys! ~Auntie Diva

11-09-2009, 01:09 PM	#9
PinkieLee Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: I need ya boo, gotta see ya boo Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Big Money Texas Posts: 4,708 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,309 Thanked 13,074 Times in 3,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	YAY Auntie Diva... I love your stories more than this fat kid loves ice cream... 'cause cousin G will knock me over & steal my cake if I have any!!