what NOT to do in a relationship.......

Apocalipstic · 10-25-2010, 01:28 PM

If your beloved does not answer the phone immediately, do not call 6 times, then try their home phone, texts and any other phone with might be near them. Give them a chance to get back with you.

and...this one is important!

Under NO circumstances call their PARENTS or EXES looking for them.
EVER, I don't care if there is an earthquake....E.V.E.R.

If you call me 3 times in a row..somebody better be DEAD or on fire.

Apocalipstic · 10-25-2010, 01:30 PM

Do not go though your beloved's phone and demand to know who each person in the address book is.

Do not read their texts.

Do not go through their stuff.

and.....

Do not go through their emails.

If you even tempted, you are too insecure for me and probably to ever be in a successful relationship with anyone normal.

Apocalipstic · 10-25-2010, 01:33 PM

Never cash a check for your beloved through your bank account.

LipstickLola · 10-25-2010, 01:38 PM

If you wanna be friends, fine, but do NOT keep rubbing in my face how awesomely in love with your new schmoopie pie you are, K?

FlowerFem · 11-23-2010, 11:06 PM

Don't treat me nice when no one is around, then use me as the butt of your jokes when we are with your friends. Then tell me to lighten up ,it's just a joke. Don't tell me what you think I want to hear when we first start dating. That's not fair to me. Because I am forming my opinion and my assessments of you will be skewed. Not to mention my disappointment when I final figure out you misrepresented yourself.
Don't be irresponsible and then wonder why I don't trust you. Don't come over my house when you have had too much to drink and then want to be intimate.
When you say and do things that destroy my trust and diminish and discount our relationship, don't call me a cold hearted bitch, because my heart is broken and my guard is up.

Diva · 11-24-2010, 12:15 AM

Do not treat Your SO like Your personal doormat.

Hint: Wal~Mart, $9.99

DomnNC · 11-24-2010, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlowerFem

Don't come over my house when you have had too much to drink and then want to be intimate.

There's a song about that, it goes something like this:

Don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on yer mind
Just stay out there on the town and see what you can find
Cuz if you want that kind of love then ya don't need none of mine
So don't come home a'drinkin' with lovin' on yer mind.

10-25-2010, 01:28 PM	#1
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	If your beloved does not answer the phone immediately, do not call 6 times, then try their home phone, texts and any other phone with might be near them. Give them a chance to get back with you. and...this one is important! Under NO circumstances call their PARENTS or EXES looking for them. EVER, I don't care if there is an earthquake....E.V.E.R. If you call me 3 times in a row..somebody better be DEAD or on fire. __________________

10-25-2010, 01:30 PM	#2
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Do not go though your beloved's phone and demand to know who each person in the address book is. Do not read their texts. Do not go through their stuff. and..... Do not go through their emails. If you even tempted, you are too insecure for me and probably to ever be in a successful relationship with anyone normal. __________________

10-25-2010, 01:33 PM	#3
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Never cash a check for your beloved through your bank account. __________________

10-25-2010, 01:38 PM	#4
LipstickLola Member How Do You Identify?: Happy Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: planet Earth Posts: 682 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,679 Thanked 1,597 Times in 433 Posts Rep Power: 5678218	If you wanna be friends, fine, but do NOT keep rubbing in my face how awesomely in love with your new schmoopie pie you are, K? __________________ Happiness......it's a choice!!

11-23-2010, 11:06 PM	#5
FlowerFem Member How Do You Identify?: femm Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: dating Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 107 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 128 Thanked 163 Times in 51 Posts Rep Power: 286411	laugh Don't treat me nice when no one is around, then use me as the butt of your jokes when we are with your friends. Then tell me to lighten up ,it's just a joke. Don't tell me what you think I want to hear when we first start dating. That's not fair to me. Because I am forming my opinion and my assessments of you will be skewed. Not to mention my disappointment when I final figure out you misrepresented yourself. Don't be irresponsible and then wonder why I don't trust you. Don't come over my house when you have had too much to drink and then want to be intimate. When you say and do things that destroy my trust and diminish and discount our relationship, don't call me a cold hearted bitch, because my heart is broken and my guard is up.

11-24-2010, 12:15 AM	#6
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,175 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Do not treat Your SO like Your personal doormat. Hint: Wal~Mart, $9.99