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WedNESday.
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the phone ringing makes me crazy.
*scream*
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Im having a junky day at work.
Mainly because this insane woman keeps calling me complaining about how the person who works the morning half of my job ISNT HERE. Conversation: Her: "I want to talk to X about the job cancel" Me: "X leaves every day at 1pm and I've already handled the cancellation" Her: "Well, X needs to send out a memo about their work hours" Me: "I'll let them know. Was there anything else?" Her: "Because I have been emailing X for 2 hours and he isnt responding." Me: "Right. X leaves every day at 1pm." Her: "So you've handled the job? I guess that X will also be leaving at 1pm tomorrow?" Me: "Yes, it is handled and YES, X leaves every day at 1pm." Her: "Nobody has ever told me that. Someone needs to communicate with us about the schedules." Me: "Right. I can send out an email if you like." Her: "It isnt going to work with him leaving work early every day. He needs to stay longer." Me: "We can talk about it in our staff meeting if you like, but this is a job share, X works the morning shift, I work the afternoon shift." Her: "Well, he needs to answer his email" Me: "He wasnt here to answer them. He left at 1pm. Your email came in at 1:14pm" Her: "You mean he doesnt stay a few minutes extra in case someone might need to contact him?" Me: "No. X leaves every day at 1pm." Her: "Well nobody every told me...." SCRREEEAAAAMMMMMMMMM. ![]() |
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OMFG what a complete fucking idiot this woman is!! I'm getting pissed just reading this exchange between you both. Is she for real???? What doesn't she understand??
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Ok, I went to get my med. at a pharmacy we all know and love. With my ocd, I have a ritual with washing my hands. My hands are raw from constant re-washing them, and then putting on lotion. Well, today I got something on my hands at the pharmacy. I was about to go
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I don't know if they've changed the rules since I was in school, but both pronounciations are correct. I just prefer the one without the 't' also. What gets to me is that EVERYONE here (except me, the one who knows better) says "acrosst". No 't'! There is no freaking 't' in there, people! OhmyeverlovingJeebus, that is irritating! |
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I had an ex who would say it all the time and it drove me insane until I finally exploded with a vocabulary lesson. Needless to say .... it didn't help. ![]()
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![]() What get me is when people put a "T" at the end of COUSIN. "Let me talk to my cousint about it." What the hell is a cousint?? |
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I have a driveway. It's easy to note this because my car is often in it. And yet. And yet... people seem intent on parking in such a way to block some or all of my drive way. This despite the fact that parking is not at a premium on my block. WHY?
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Because they like paying to get their car out of impound?
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There is a woman in my dept who is sweeter than pie, but she drives everyone NUTS! She ALWAYS forgets to turn down the ringer on her cell phone and so a few times a week, her phone RINGS for like 1-2 minutes straight the most annoying ringtone ever. It is one of the standard Blackberry tones. And the worst part is that her office is a ways down the hall, which means the ringer is LOUD enough for me to hear like 20 yards away!!!
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I'm a planner and I *know* it's just not possible to get everyone to plan ahead. However, I'd like to think that if a retreat is being scheduled for a group of 16 people, more than 12-14 days notice would be nice. Especially when said retreat is being planned during the work week.
C'mon, folks. Not everyone in the group is out of work or able to take vacation between Christmas and New Years! *grumble* |
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There is a guy at work who won't answer his cell phone right away because he likes to sing along with his ring tone. And of course, it's LOUD. If I hear U2's With or Without You one more time, I will stick a pencil in his ear. (But I won't because that might incur jail time.) But I still WANT to.
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wash dishes in 2 small square tubs in the sink only about 1 or2 inches of HOT water only in each. one for wash one for rinse. Turn on hot water only catch the cold water coming out in a milk jug until it turns hot. Water plants with water in jug. This saves on the water bill and the sewer bill as she lives in town and has to pay for both.
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On some occasions, I have thought about sending out a dept wide email asking "the person with the loud (insert song/tone name here) -knowing full well who it is- to please be more aware of the surrounding QUIET workplace"
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Four more things that grate on my nerves:
* People who eat popcorn like horses, esp. in the movies ![]() * People who pop bubblegum constantly ![]() * Bio-males who constantly rearrange themselves ![]() * People who talk on cell phones during Church services, movies, restaurants, checking out at the grocery store - it is just rude. ![]() |
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My last company was an open concept/loft space with hard wood floors. The place already sounded like a racquet ball court. It didn't help the VP of Sales thoroughly enjoyed his Ohio State Fight Song ring tone. We would yell at him, "Hey Matt, turn off your f*cking phone already" and other niceties.
He thrived on the yelling so finally one day we all decided we would contribute to the ringing. Anytime his phone would ring we would all stop what we were doing stand up and rush to his desk and clap our hands enthusiastically and in rhythm to his ring tone. Go Buckeyes! He changed his ring to vibrate. My work here is done. Carry on. |
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