What Cracked You Up Today?

Eddie · 12-15-2009, 12:18 AM

Me (talking to a friend at work yesterday) - How are you gentlemen?
Him - All your beer are belong to us.
Me - Oh noes! Not my beer in a bucket!
Him - Watch it, or else ceiling cat will take all beer AND buckets away from you.
Me - So, I CAN'T has cheezeburger?
Him - No, however you can bake me more of those pumpkin cookies.
Me - THEN can I has cheezeburger?
Him - I thought you wanted beer?
Me - Not really, I have some PBR in my fridge still.

Gemme · 12-15-2009, 06:45 PM

I crack up constantly at the stuff NJFemmie finds to torment me with. Sure, she posts it "for everyone" but I secretly know it's just to make me

Jet · 12-15-2009, 07:03 PM

My friend Mel who got drunk and wasted and passed out at my place. Her husband's all pissed off. Asshole. Ha!

Dean Thoreau · 12-16-2009, 03:46 PM

ok so this morning i get this text message from daughter that says:

Text: Hey don't say anything but guess who is still together after all the shit between them.......

and then nothing so i get nosey and start texting '

who.. who.......

her response: your buttcheeks

i have been laffing all day

Niceguy · 04-02-2010, 12:50 AM

Lookin' out my back patio door tonight and seein' one of our friendly neighborhood raccoons chillin' on my patio eatin' a big 'ol grilled STEAK! Where the hell did he get a STEAK? And why did he bring it to MY back patio to eat it? I guess some of the other neighbors are feedin' him and his friends better than I am! Not sure if the neighborhood cats were happy that he wasn't eatin' their catfood I put out for them, or jealous that he had a steak!

Wonderin' what his opossum friends might bring to the party?

Gemme · 04-02-2010, 05:01 PM

THIS

A Butt Bra. Who woulda thunk it.

Kenna · 04-02-2010, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

THIS

A Butt Bra. Who woulda thunk it.

What happens if you don't have "saggy bums"? Jus' askin'.... cause I "ain't got NO bums at all!!" Flat as a pancake it is!! ... guess I'm SOL.... AGAIN! Bummer!! I'm just plain BUMMED OUT!!

12-15-2009, 06:45 PM	#2
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,893 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I crack up constantly at the stuff NJFemmie finds to torment me with. Sure, she posts it "for everyone" but I secretly know it's just to make me __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-16-2009, 03:46 PM	#4
Dean Thoreau Member How Do You Identify?: Ftm - Male- exfemale Preferred Pronoun?: He’s Him Relationship Status: Has a gf Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Philadelphia pa Posts: 889 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 251 Thanked 762 Times in 219 Posts Rep Power: 4529750	roflmccao ok so this morning i get this text message from daughter that says: Text: Hey don't say anything but guess who is still together after all the shit between them....... and then nothing so i get nosey and start texting ' who.. who....... her response: your buttcheeks i have been laffing all day __________________ Dean Thoreau

04-02-2010, 05:01 PM	#6
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,893 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	THIS A Butt Bra. Who woulda thunk it. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-15-2009, 12:18 AM	#1
Eddie Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Don't matter Relationship Status: Meh Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Why is it hot in here and what am I doing in this hand basket Posts: 151 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 219426	Me (talking to a friend at work yesterday) - How are you gentlemen? Him - All your beer are belong to us. Me - Oh noes! Not my beer in a bucket! Him - Watch it, or else ceiling cat will take all beer AND buckets away from you. Me - So, I CAN'T has cheezeburger? Him - No, however you can bake me more of those pumpkin cookies. Me - THEN can I has cheezeburger? Him - I thought you wanted beer? Me - Not really, I have some PBR in my fridge still.

12-15-2009, 07:03 PM	#3
Jet Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: .. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .. Posts: 3,471 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 292 Thanked 2,647 Times in 1,293 Posts Rep Power: 0	My friend Mel who got drunk and wasted and passed out at my place. Her husband's all pissed off. Asshole. Ha!

04-02-2010, 12:50 AM	#5
Niceguy Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Neither feel 100% correct Relationship Status: Chocolate Creme Brulee Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Little Rock, AR Posts: 158 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 207 Thanked 305 Times in 83 Posts Rep Power: 54142	Lookin' out my back patio door tonight and seein' one of our friendly neighborhood raccoons chillin' on my patio eatin' a big 'ol grilled STEAK! Where the hell did he get a STEAK? And why did he bring it to MY back patio to eat it? I guess some of the other neighbors are feedin' him and his friends better than I am! Not sure if the neighborhood cats were happy that he wasn't eatin' their catfood I put out for them, or jealous that he had a steak! Wonderin' what his opossum friends might bring to the party?