A Cowboy's World....

DomnNC · 11-03-2010, 09:30 AM

Hi Cowboy. Here's a little thing that helped me keep a dog off the counters. Take an empty soup can or any comparable can, dump the contents, get a few rocks, marbles or something that will make noise, put them inside the can, tape the lid back on. Next time that pup puts those lil paws on the table or counter, get that can, shake it and roll it at them, works like a charm.

The_Lady_Snow · 11-03-2010, 09:38 AM

TC!!!

I am so glad you came in here to share!!

I think you should tell everyone about Lucky and Shitty Kitty and your horses and the new dogs!!

OH OH and tell them about the Midol Salt Lick and how it always got you in trouble...

Good to see you back!!!

LipstickLola · 11-03-2010, 11:56 AM

Hey TC!!

I totally 'get you'. I am super weird in my humor at times, and it comes from a place of pain way down deep inside, the pain of 'the suffering of others'.
Got some irreverent stories from my own medical work experiences of the last 30 years that would curl your hair. It's how we deal! Rock on!!

Blade · 11-03-2010, 03:22 PM

Good advice DomnNC...you can also use a soda can, or empty pill bottle. One other thing that works good is a choke collar, keep in in your pocket and when he misbehaves throw it at him, aim for his butt. The important thing is to not let him see you throw it.

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Originally Posted by DomnNC

Hi Cowboy. Here's a little thing that helped me keep a dog off the counters. Take an empty soup can or any comparable can, dump the contents, get a few rocks, marbles or something that will make noise, put them inside the can, tape the lid back on. Next time that pup puts those lil paws on the table or counter, get that can, shake it and roll it at them, works like a charm.

Corkey · 11-03-2010, 05:11 PM

This is gonna sound kinda stoopid, but how often do you walk her and who leads? Sounds like you need to remind her who is the pack leader, boundaries and limitations. Get Caesar Melan's book, or watch his show, it's cheeper.
PS it is so good to see you posting again!

Random · 11-05-2010, 09:09 PM

I'm a big old fan of the squirt bottle...

We have five cats and they mind me 90% of the time...

It would be 100%, but I live with a soft hearted butch who thinks bad behavior is cute...

I, on the other hand, am not amused with trying to get a cat out of the sink so I can brush my teeth...

How does the old saying go?

I would rather be obeyed out of love, but if I can't be loved, then I would be feared...

TexasCowboi · 12-06-2010, 01:58 AM

MOUSE TRAPS!!!! LOTS OF THEM!!!! THEY WORK FOR KEEPING DOGS OFF OF TABLES, AND COUNTERS AND ANY OTHER SURFACES YOU WANT THEM OFF OF....NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TO SHOW HER A MOUSE TRAP, AND SHE RUNS TO HER KENNEL.... THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD BE SNICKERING AND SAYING "DANC, COWBOI I DANCE" WOULD BE BECAUSE THEY ARE DANCING FROM THE RAT TRAPS i WILL PUT UP AT THAT POINT! *SMILES INNOCENTLY*

TexasCowboi · 06-11-2012, 09:04 PM

Well.....apparently it has been over a year since I've posted anything in here......wow.....what can I say..... I've been a busy busy Cowboi.....

Another year has passed, this year I actually got off my ass, took a few days off work and went to the Republic of Texas Motorcycle Rally..... I RODE my bike 4 hours to Austin Texas.... and did not trailer my bike like a lot of others do because they cant take the time in the saddle.... a few minutes after I turned Xena southbound on US 281, I smelled the scrub cedar.....then my silly grin got to flappin in the wind....... I forgot how much I enjoyed riding..... 1450cc's of an American iron horse.... fuckin' rocks..... well.... my grin was flappin' in the wind until I got a few bugs in my teeth!.... LOL.... oh well.... thats the price ya pay when ya ride......spit 'em out and kept going.... for those of you who don't know me.... the smell of cedar is like the smell of home.... that, and the hint of cow poop with a touch of horse poop.... oh, and I cant forget the smell of fresh bale of Coastal hay.....

I will also get off my ass and take a few days off for the Reunion.....and I am very much looking forward to seeing everyone at the Reunion.... just gonna have fun and take in the sights.... maybe go visit a landmark or two in Little Rock.....

TexasCowboi · 12-10-2012, 02:40 AM

took two weeks off of work to show someone special around the state of Texas..... one of our adventures landed Me in the ER at an Austin area trauma center because of a direct hit from two double barreled horse kicks.... got kicked, knocked down and popped right back up..... kinda..... walked around with a few big-assed bruises and some cracked bones....walking around like I had a huge cactus pad stuck onto my backside...... who else can take a hit like that and still get up.... much less walk away from it? not many that I know of.....

anyways, pynkkameleon helped me a great deal during this.... even stared at me until I agreed to go to an ER.... I wasnt going to go, as I might be seen by others wearing that silly little hospital gown.....

anyways again, I'm ok now.... walk with a hitch in my get-a-long.....

a HUGE KUDOS to the staff at Brackenridge ER.... great job from those folks there....

11-03-2010, 09:38 AM	#2
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11-03-2010, 11:56 AM	#3
LipstickLola Member How Do You Identify?: Happy Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: planet Earth Posts: 682 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,679 Thanked 1,597 Times in 433 Posts Rep Power: 5678218	Hey TC!! I totally 'get you'. I am super weird in my humor at times, and it comes from a place of pain way down deep inside, the pain of 'the suffering of others'. Got some irreverent stories from my own medical work experiences of the last 30 years that would curl your hair. It's how we deal! Rock on!! __________________ Happiness......it's a choice!!

11-03-2010, 05:11 PM	#5
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11-05-2010, 09:09 PM	#6
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,326 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I'm a big old fan of the squirt bottle... We have five cats and they mind me 90% of the time... It would be 100%, but I live with a soft hearted butch who thinks bad behavior is cute... I, on the other hand, am not amused with trying to get a cat out of the sink so I can brush my teeth... How does the old saying go? I would rather be obeyed out of love, but if I can't be loved, then I would be feared... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

11-03-2010, 09:30 AM	#1
DomnNC Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Male Preferred Pronoun?: He/Him Relationship Status: Widow Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Permanently Banned 11/15/2011 Posts: 1,223 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,618 Thanked 2,582 Times in 837 Posts Rep Power: 0	Hi Cowboy. Here's a little thing that helped me keep a dog off the counters. Take an empty soup can or any comparable can, dump the contents, get a few rocks, marbles or something that will make noise, put them inside the can, tape the lid back on. Next time that pup puts those lil paws on the table or counter, get that can, shake it and roll it at them, works like a charm.

12-06-2010, 01:58 AM	#7
TexasCowboi Member How Do You Identify?: TGStoneButch Relationship Status: Married....'nuff said Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 181 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 178 Thanked 502 Times in 128 Posts Rep Power: 4791450	MOUSE TRAPS!!!! LOTS OF THEM!!!! THEY WORK FOR KEEPING DOGS OFF OF TABLES, AND COUNTERS AND ANY OTHER SURFACES YOU WANT THEM OFF OF....NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TO SHOW HER A MOUSE TRAP, AND SHE RUNS TO HER KENNEL.... THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD BE SNICKERING AND SAYING "DANC, COWBOI I DANCE" WOULD BE BECAUSE THEY ARE DANCING FROM THE RAT TRAPS i WILL PUT UP AT THAT POINT! SMILES INNOCENTLY

06-11-2012, 09:04 PM	#8
TexasCowboi Member How Do You Identify?: TGStoneButch Relationship Status: Married....'nuff said Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 181 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 178 Thanked 502 Times in 128 Posts Rep Power: 4791450	Well.....apparently it has been over a year since I've posted anything in here......wow.....what can I say..... I've been a busy busy Cowboi..... Another year has passed, this year I actually got off my ass, took a few days off work and went to the Republic of Texas Motorcycle Rally..... I RODE my bike 4 hours to Austin Texas.... and did not trailer my bike like a lot of others do because they cant take the time in the saddle.... a few minutes after I turned Xena southbound on US 281, I smelled the scrub cedar.....then my silly grin got to flappin in the wind....... I forgot how much I enjoyed riding..... 1450cc's of an American iron horse.... fuckin' rocks..... well.... my grin was flappin' in the wind until I got a few bugs in my teeth!.... LOL.... oh well.... thats the price ya pay when ya ride......spit 'em out and kept going.... for those of you who don't know me.... the smell of cedar is like the smell of home.... that, and the hint of cow poop with a touch of horse poop.... oh, and I cant forget the smell of fresh bale of Coastal hay..... I will also get off my ass and take a few days off for the Reunion.....and I am very much looking forward to seeing everyone at the Reunion.... just gonna have fun and take in the sights.... maybe go visit a landmark or two in Little Rock.....

12-10-2012, 02:40 AM	#9
TexasCowboi Member How Do You Identify?: TGStoneButch Relationship Status: Married....'nuff said Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 181 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 178 Thanked 502 Times in 128 Posts Rep Power: 4791450	took two weeks off of work to show someone special around the state of Texas..... one of our adventures landed Me in the ER at an Austin area trauma center because of a direct hit from two double barreled horse kicks.... got kicked, knocked down and popped right back up..... kinda..... walked around with a few big-assed bruises and some cracked bones....walking around like I had a huge cactus pad stuck onto my backside...... who else can take a hit like that and still get up.... much less walk away from it? not many that I know of..... anyways, pynkkameleon helped me a great deal during this.... even stared at me until I agreed to go to an ER.... I wasnt going to go, as I might be seen by others wearing that silly little hospital gown..... anyways again, I'm ok now.... walk with a hitch in my get-a-long..... a HUGE KUDOS to the staff at Brackenridge ER.... great job from those folks there....