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11-06-2010, 09:31 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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Organic's client talking to him about her hammer toes and surgery and her glaucoma and then he puts her on mute to whisper to me, "What she needs is a joint!"
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11-06-2010, 10:09 PM
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sylvie calls me her studmuffin 
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The pup could not go to sleep tonight until she stuffed her new toys in the toes of my slippers.....silly dog...
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11-07-2010, 08:04 AM
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A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009
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Bebe Jesus, socks, and the greatest laugh ever
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11-07-2010, 10:38 AM
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Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain.  Join Date: Jan 2010
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Nothing....and not for some time...which is disturbing. I normally find much humor in life, and haven't had a really good laugh in too long.
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11-07-2010, 10:58 AM
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Timed Out
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My kittens! OMG! They are so hysterical!!!
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11-07-2010, 11:15 AM
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
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I havent worn a watch in years and time, per se, doesnt phase me much.
But I got up this morning to a reminder to push my clocks back an hour. In my sleepy-haventhadenoughcoffeeyet daze, I put them ahead an hour. When my brain awoke, I realize the mistake and was back to changing the clocks again with a few choice *&^% along the way. Now, I come here. My computer clock says 12:14pm. The site postings are an hour ahead. I just want to know WTF TIME IS IT??????
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11-07-2010, 12:25 PM
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<3 myself 
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You may need to go into settings and adjust the time zone accordingly... I haven't changed my time zone yet but I am going to do it now... Quote:
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11-07-2010, 12:23 PM
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Senior Member
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Lingering thoughts of yesterday... Picture if you will... When I found out that I was going to become a Nana I started working wth my two chihuahua's by pulling on various body parts... Yesterday it paid off... The Grand Duchess Myranda was laying on the floor and my little chocolate chihuahua got a little close... Close enough to have her tail grabbed and held firmly in my grand daughters little fist... When she tried to walk away she realized that she was *stuck*... she looked at me, looked at my daughter, then looked at Myranda... She then promptly sat down on Myranda's head until she let go... Then turned around and licked her face and walked away... Priceless... |
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11-14-2010, 10:17 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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While reading the what did you have for dinner thread, I read meat stuffed pee's. I'm going meat stuffed pee's? What the heck is that? What the hell kind of pee is big enough to stuff meat into? After rereading it it was meat stuffed pie's. Chuckling then I did have a good laugh at myself.
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11-15-2010, 02:00 PM
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While standing in the busy cashier line yesterday; someone was trying to describe how I could chop up the ham:
Me: "...should I use the food processor this time?" Someone, with a deep thoughtful look on their face: "Oh, you can use that thang"...('talking with their hand' in a chopping motion) Me: laughing hard, "What thang?" Someone: "You know, that cleavage. I CRACKED up, watched a silly "oh shit!" look appear on their face... Me: "You mean CLEAVER! silly goof! We know what you are thinking about now!" The look on their face was priceless! When we walked out, they said "there was a lot of people standing there?" "Yeah, you shoulda seen the lady behind you!" |
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11-16-2010, 07:43 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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Chuckling...cleavage....cleaver whatever, it's all the same they can both get you in trouble
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11-16-2010, 08:25 PM
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Senior Member
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Single, but sociable 
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11-17-2010, 03:01 PM
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Near the end check out the guy that was kicked! LMAO!
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I'm misunderestimated. 
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