What Cracked You Up Today?

Kenna · 11-15-2010, 02:00 PM

While standing in the busy cashier line yesterday; someone was trying to describe how I could chop up the ham:

Me: "...should I use the food processor this time?"
Someone, with a deep thoughtful look on their face: "Oh, you can use that thang"...('talking with their hand' in a chopping motion)
Me: laughing hard, "What thang?"
Someone: "You know, that cleavage.

I CRACKED up, watched a silly "oh shit!" look appear on their face...
Me: "You mean CLEAVER! silly goof! We know what you are thinking about now!"

The look on their face was priceless!
When we walked out, they said "there was a lot of people standing there?"
"Yeah, you shoulda seen the lady behind you!"

11-15-2010, 02:00 PM	#11
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,192 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	While standing in the busy cashier line yesterday; someone was trying to describe how I could chop up the ham: Me: "...should I use the food processor this time?" Someone, with a deep thoughtful look on their face: "Oh, you can use that thang"...('talking with their hand' in a chopping motion) Me: laughing hard, "What *thang?" Someone: "You know, that cleavage. I CRACKED* up, watched a silly "oh shit!" look appear on their face... Me: "You mean CLEAVER! silly goof! We know what you are thinking about now!" The look on their face was priceless! When we walked out, they said "there was a lot of people standing there?" "Yeah, you shoulda seen the lady behind you!"