What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 11-17-2010, 05:22 PM

while spraying air freshener this evening......I was holding the can backwards and sprayed the air freshener in my hand instead of in the direction it was intended

Soft*Silver · 11-17-2010, 05:38 PM

shaking my head and laughing at how some vacations never end....or end up...

Glenn · 11-17-2010, 05:58 PM

Craig's List has been down and no one can sell, rent, etc. It's like a national emergency on their helpline everywhere. I swear, if you want to learn about how it may go down in real time, you should check out all the drama there!

Gemme · 11-17-2010, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

while spraying air freshener this evening......I was holding the can backwards and sprayed the air freshener in my hand instead of in the direction it was intended

But I bet your hand smells lovely.

SnackTime · 11-18-2010, 06:51 AM

Jeff Dunham's Spark of Insanity and Arguing with Myself

I have seen these videos MANY times and crack up EVERY TIME!

SnackTime · 11-18-2010, 07:20 AM

Imagine this...It is starting to get dark on the mountain...Someone hears the rustling of leaves on the front deck. I start walking toward the front door to check it out. Someone in the background said, "be careful because bears do come up on the deck" My heart began to race and I shut the front door FAST! Picture me trying to peak around the door as I open it slowly. Thank goodness there was nothing out there.

11-17-2010, 05:22 PM	#1
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	while spraying air freshener this evening......I was holding the can backwards and sprayed the air freshener in my hand instead of in the direction it was intended __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

11-17-2010, 05:38 PM	#2
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,904 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	shaking my head and laughing at how some vacations never end....or end up... __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

11-17-2010, 05:58 PM	#3
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Craig's List has been down and no one can sell, rent, etc. It's like a national emergency on their helpline everywhere. I swear, if you want to learn about how it may go down in real time, you should check out all the drama there! __________________ 1 Kings 19:12

11-18-2010, 06:51 AM	#5
SnackTime Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Transgender Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: UNattainable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Feeling the ocean breeze... Posts: 4,868 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,393 Thanked 13,228 Times in 2,883 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Watching... Jeff Dunham's Spark of Insanity and Arguing with Myself I have seen these videos MANY times and crack up EVERY TIME! __________________ "There's something to be said for not saying anything"

11-18-2010, 07:20 AM	#6
SnackTime Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Transgender Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: UNattainable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Feeling the ocean breeze... Posts: 4,868 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,393 Thanked 13,228 Times in 2,883 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Almost forgot this happened... Imagine this...It is starting to get dark on the mountain...Someone hears the rustling of leaves on the front deck. I start walking toward the front door to check it out. Someone in the background said, "be careful because bears do come up on the deck" My heart began to race and I shut the front door FAST! Picture me trying to peak around the door as I open it slowly. Thank goodness there was nothing out there. __________________ "There's something to be said for not saying anything"