Dirty Minds.... - Page 13

ravfem · 11-16-2010, 07:05 PM

Dear **********,

i fill your gaping hole with my nastiness, and you wash it all clean. i sometimes leave you filled for days on end, reaching deep inside to take what i need from you, using you at will.

i try to be a good girl and only use you late at night or early morning so that your noise doesn't bother anyone around. i certainly take you for granted, and get so angry when you fail me.

And, i know that no one knows the best way to use you except me!

love,
me

scootebaby · 11-16-2010, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ravfem

Dear **********,

i fill your gaping hole with my nastiness, and you wash it all clean. i sometimes leave you filled for days on end, reaching deep inside to take what i need from you, using you at will.

i try to be a good girl and only use you late at night or early morning so that your noise doesn't bother anyone around. i certainly take you for granted, and get so angry when you fail me.

And, i know that no one knows the best way to use you except me!

love,
me

ummm ill never look at a dishwasher the same

Jesse · 11-16-2010, 07:40 PM

What a precious commodity water is.

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme

Dear *****,

I love your versatility! Sometimes you are ice cold, others you are scalding hot. Either feels nice coming from you. All I have to do is turn you on, and you take care of my needs! You feel so good against my skin. You bring new life to everything you touch. I love how you feel in my hands. You disappear so quickly sometimes, but I understand it is in your very nature.

I know you will always come right back. I love how easy it is to turn you on. I just have to hit one little place and you are instantly ready for me.

I can't imagine my life without you!

scootebaby · 11-16-2010, 08:00 PM

Dear ******* ********

you sit there quietly,waiting patiently for me to fill you up...always open,willing to take anything i give you..with one flick of my finger you moan and grind...devouring everything i give you,leaving nothing behind,begging for more if i stop

Jesse · 11-16-2010, 08:14 PM

Garbage disposals are handy devices aren't they?

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Originally Posted by scootebaby

Dear ******* ********

you sit there quietly,waiting patiently for me to fill you up...always open,willing to take anything i give you..with one flick of my finger you moan and grind...devouring everything i give you,leaving nothing behind,begging for more if i stop

rlin · 11-16-2010, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme

*Laughing*!! Rlin!!! You are hardly less fortunate! I have read your postings and your guesses...you are quite good!!!!

And...he can't guess...it was his suggestion and idea...I just sexualized it *laughing* That sounds...interesting!

Also - would love your weigh in on the "multiples" post..I can find the number if you need it!

the posts are #197 & #198
and the only one i get is mine...
what if all the authors write a little ps to theirs? like an extra easy hint?????
cuz... i am stumped... anyone got the answers to any on those posts????

Pixie · 11-17-2010, 12:06 AM

Dear ****** ***-

Thank you for being you. Your tan being comforts me with your presence. You are so available and flexible for my needs. You are so willing to be filled and stuffed and come with me where and when I choose. Just keep pulling at my shoulder and rubbing on my hips and you'll keep coming as long as you last.

LipstickLola · 11-17-2010, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by rlin

the posts are #197 & #198
and the only one i get is mine...
what if all the authors write a little ps to theirs? like an extra easy hint?????
cuz... i am stumped... anyone got the answers to any on those posts????

well, from experience *snort* I think one of 'em is a Ho Ho or a King Don, yanno? creamy center, I tend to sorta dive into those occasionally

rlin · 11-17-2010, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by LipstickLola

well, from experience *snort* I think one of 'em is a Ho Ho or a King Don, yanno? creamy center, I tend to sorta dive into those occasionally

oh damn... i love those!!!
forgot about them... hostess... and uhm... the other company makes a version... when i was young i used to giggle when i ate them... because of the phallic sounding name... i was always mature for my age

rlin · 11-17-2010, 11:48 AM

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Dear ***** *****,

I know you're in the kitchen...waiting. I try so hard to resist you, but I can feel you calling to me. The more I try to resist, the greater my obsession becomes. Finally I can't take it anymore and find you laying there on the table...

Before I can change my mind i grab you with both hands a bury my tongue in your hole, tasting your sweetness, getting you all over my face. I am caught up in it all and eat you until i'm satisfied.

I leave the room licking my lips and fingers...

my girl said something about swiss rolls this morning...
and...
i thought of this flipn thread!
tell me...
is this one swiss rolls????

1PlayfulFemme · 11-17-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixie

Dear ****** ***-

Thank you for being you. Your tan being comforts me with your presence. You are so available and flexible for my needs. You are so willing to be filled and stuffed and come with me where and when I choose. Just keep pulling at my shoulder and rubbing on my hips and you'll keep coming as long as you last.

I wouldn't know where to keep half of my 'stuff' if I didn't have a Pocket Book..(and do you ever wonder where that name came from since they don't resemble books at all?) *G*

Pixie · 11-17-2010, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme

I wouldn't know where to keep half of my 'stuff' if I didn't have a Pocket Book..(and do you ever wonder where that name came from since they don't resemble books at all?) *G*

That would be a good one...but that wasn't it...giggle

1PlayfulFemme · 11-17-2010, 01:49 PM

Hints to my unsolved puzzles!

Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...

Dear ****** (or **** *******),

You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that...

Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality!

I love how a touch of a button can change everything. One minute you are humming away, the next, you fall into silence. I'll make sure to press your buttons just the way you like. I need you so badly that I have one at home and one at the office.

I think those are the only 2 of mine that remain unsolved!!

I liked the idea of hints rlin! Got a hint for yours?

ravfem · 11-17-2010, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixie

Dear ****** ***-

Thank you for being you. Your tan being comforts me with your presence. You are so available and flexible for my needs. You are so willing to be filled and stuffed and come with me where and when I choose. Just keep pulling at my shoulder and rubbing on my hips and you'll keep coming as long as you last.

travel bag?

Pixie · 11-17-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ravfem

travel bag?

travel/duffle bag YEP!!! woot

waxnrope · 11-17-2010, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LipstickLola

well, from experience *snort* I think one of 'em is a Ho Ho or a King Don, yanno? creamy center, I tend to sorta dive into those occasionally

Clearly, I don't get these. I thought this was a dildo

scootebaby · 11-17-2010, 06:00 PM

[QUOTE=1PlayfulFemme;229860]Hints to my unsolved puzzles!

Dear ****** (or **** *******),

You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that...

Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality!

is this a blender/mixer?

Pixie · 11-17-2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme

Hints to my unsolved puzzles!

Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...

Jelly filled donut?

Pixie · 11-17-2010, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme

Dear ******,

How I love the light that emits from your being. And the way you feel in my hands, so solid, yet somehow, soft. I can smell you from every other room of the house. I get lost in your intoxicating aroma. My fingernails lightly etch into your body, leaving marks of my touch embedded in your being. You are fun to play with if I am alone or with a lover. You offer peace at times, and fun at other times. I could stare at you all night long...

Don't know if anyone guessed....

candle???

ravfem · 11-17-2010, 09:30 PM

Dear ******,

When you poke me, i watch for that tiny droplet of blood to form and always grumble if you didn't poke me deep enough. i never look forward to our meetings, and yet everything hinges around them. i know you are doing your job, and who the heck knows where i'd be right now without you, but seriously, i can think of much better things to get poked with.

Oh wait.... *remembering something* nevermind....

Anyway.

love,
me

11-16-2010, 07:05 PM	#241
ravfem Senior Member How Do You Identify?: i'm a girl Relationship Status: negative Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,239 Thanked 3,125 Times in 1,270 Posts Rep Power: 1969286	Dear **********, i fill your gaping hole with my nastiness, and you wash it all clean. i sometimes leave you filled for days on end, reaching deep inside to take what i need from you, using you at will. i try to be a good girl and only use you late at night or early morning so that your noise doesn't bother anyone around. i certainly take you for granted, and get so angry when you fail me. And, i know that no one knows the best way to use you except me! love, me __________________

11-16-2010, 08:00 PM	#244
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	gonna take a stab at this even tho i am distracted Dear ***** ****** you sit there quietly,waiting patiently for me to fill you up...always open,willing to take anything i give you..with one flick of my finger you moan and grind...devouring everything i give you,leaving nothing behind,begging for more if i stop

11-17-2010, 12:06 AM	#247
Pixie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Equal Opportunity Friend Preferred Pronoun?: Girl Relationship Status: in service Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sacramento! Posts: 2,868 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,691 Thanked 4,103 Times in 1,332 Posts Rep Power: 15274785	Dear **** - Thank you for being you. Your tan being comforts me with your presence. You are so available and flexible for my needs. You are so willing to be filled and stuffed and come with me where and when I choose. Just keep pulling at my shoulder and rubbing on my hips and you'll keep coming as long as you last. __________________ Unexplored glimmering in the rough* How does a diamond hide? -Pixie-

11-17-2010, 09:30 PM	#260
ravfem Senior Member How Do You Identify?: i'm a girl Relationship Status: negative Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,239 Thanked 3,125 Times in 1,270 Posts Rep Power: 1969286	Dear *****, When you poke me, i watch for that tiny droplet of blood to form and always grumble if you didn't poke me deep enough. i never look forward to our meetings, and yet everything hinges around them. i know you are doing your job, and who the heck knows where i'd be right now without you, but seriously, i can think of much better things to get poked with. Oh wait.... remembering something* nevermind.... Anyway. love, me __________________

11-17-2010, 01:49 PM	#253
1PlayfulFemme Member How Do You Identify?: An Unwitting Thread Derailer! Preferred Pronoun?: She, femme through and through Relationship Status: She is my soul. Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In a lil sparkle of fairydust Posts: 1,026 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,890 Thanked 2,362 Times in 697 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Hints to my unsolved puzzles! Dear ** * *** (or ***** ***), Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips. When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else.... I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet... Dear ** (or *****), You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that... Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality! I love how a touch of a button can change everything. One minute you are humming away, the next, you fall into silence. I'll make sure to press your buttons just the way you like. I need you so badly that I have one at home and one at the office. I think those are the only 2 of mine that remain unsolved!! I liked the idea of hints rlin! Got a hint for yours?

11-17-2010, 06:00 PM	#257
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	[QUOTE=1PlayfulFemme;229860]Hints to my unsolved puzzles! Dear **** (or ***), You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that... Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality! is this a blender/mixer?**