Musings from the mind of Bob the chihuahua

lipstixgal · 12-03-2010, 10:39 AM

Subscribing love to hear about Bob and his musings, my dogs are always into something, gotta go to the post office so see you later Bob!!

DapperButch · 12-03-2010, 12:02 PM

Hi, Bob and Max (what kind of animal are you, Max?)! Ladimus, here.

I am a shortie- Jack Russell.

I hope you don't mind me crashing your party, Bob, but I have a great story to tell about how brilliant I am. hee hee

I have been staying at my Grandmother's the last few days to keep her company and to help my Daddy out. Anyway, she decided last night that I had been a really good boy, so she gave me one of my Christmas presents early. It was a stuffed Santa. So, I did my usual thing of tearing it apart in 5 minutes, and destroying the squeeker (I am awesome at this...no toy will ever be strong enough to beat me!). Anyway, I was paying really close attention when she gave me the toy and saw that there was a second toy in the bag she took it from.

So, when she wasn't looking, after I destroyed my toy I snuck back upstairs (and I am not allowed upstairs to begin with...I have no idea why she let me come up when she gave me the toy), found the bag on the floor of her closet, and grabbed the other toy out of the bag! I brought it back downstairs and destroyed that one too! How smart am I??? I guess she will just have to buy another one for that neighbor dog...WHATEVER...she is my grandmom, shouldn't be buying stuff for other dogs anyway.

So, I just wanted to wave hello and tell Bob that I wear doggles too! My Daddy has a convertible and the rule is, if I want to ride when the top is down, my eyes need to be protected! It's ok, I got used to it after awhile. And at night, hy puts in the clear lenses so I can still see good!

Anyway, carry on dudes!

Legendryder · 12-03-2010, 02:31 PM

OMG!!!!! Pop just got home, and hy brought me 6, count them people, 6 balls. And wait for it.......................THEY SQUEEK!!!!! I have died and gone to heaven. BBL. I gotta play.

Legendryder · 12-03-2010, 04:08 PM

Pop is evil. The balls were a bribe. I have been washed.

That is correct dear readers. Pop washed me. In water. And used soap. Evil.

lipstixgal · 12-03-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Legendryder

Pop is evil. The balls were a bribe. I have been washed.

That is correct dear readers. Pop washed me. In water. And used soap. Evil.

Bob got a bath tonight oh boy doesn't seem like he likes that at all. MY dogs go to the dog groomer when there is money available!! I don't think they like it too much either...carry on Bob

Legendryder · 12-04-2010, 07:09 AM

Pop is mad at me. Is it my fault that I heard something at 5 am? Something that I thought was a threat and I had to alert hym about? Ok, so running through the house barking might have been a bit much, but I AM a watchdog. And a darn good one at that. Humans are so cranky in the morning.

Legendryder · 12-05-2010, 07:22 AM

It is snowing. Pop made me go outside when it is snowing. My paws are freezing and I think some pp froze to my goober. I'm goin' back under the covers, wake me up when spring hits.

12-03-2010, 10:39 AM	#1
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	Subscribing love to hear about Bob and his musings, my dogs are always into something, gotta go to the post office so see you later Bob!! __________________ Gail

12-03-2010, 12:02 PM	#2
DapperButch Roadster Guy How Do You Identify?: FTM, Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Posts: 7,745 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,545 Thanked 26,814 Times in 5,772 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Hi, Bob and Max (what kind of animal are you, Max?)! Ladimus, here. I am a shortie- Jack Russell. I hope you don't mind me crashing your party, Bob, but I have a great story to tell about how brilliant I am. hee hee I have been staying at my Grandmother's the last few days to keep her company and to help my Daddy out. Anyway, she decided last night that I had been a really good boy, so she gave me one of my Christmas presents early. It was a stuffed Santa. So, I did my usual thing of tearing it apart in 5 minutes, and destroying the squeeker (I am awesome at this...no toy will ever be strong enough to beat me!). Anyway, I was paying really close attention when she gave me the toy and saw that there was a second toy in the bag she took it from. So, when she wasn't looking, after I destroyed my toy I snuck back upstairs (and I am not allowed upstairs to begin with...I have no idea why she let me come up when she gave me the toy), found the bag on the floor of her closet, and grabbed the other toy out of the bag! I brought it back downstairs and destroyed that one too! How smart am I??? I guess she will just have to buy another one for that neighbor dog...WHATEVER...she is my grandmom, shouldn't be buying stuff for other dogs anyway. So, I just wanted to wave hello and tell Bob that I wear doggles too! My Daddy has a convertible and the rule is, if I want to ride when the top is down, my eyes need to be protected! It's ok, I got used to it after awhile. And at night, hy puts in the clear lenses so I can still see good! Anyway, carry on dudes! __________________ -Dapper Are you educated or indoctrinated?

12-03-2010, 02:31 PM	#3
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	OMG!!!!! Pop just got home, and hy brought me 6, count them people, 6 balls. And wait for it.......................THEY SQUEEK!!!!! I have died and gone to heaven. BBL. I gotta play.

12-03-2010, 04:08 PM	#4
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Pop is evil. The balls were a bribe. I have been washed. That is correct dear readers. Pop washed me. In water. And used soap. Evil.

12-04-2010, 07:09 AM	#6
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Pop is mad at me. Is it my fault that I heard something at 5 am? Something that I thought was a threat and I had to alert hym about? Ok, so running through the house barking might have been a bit much, but I AM a watchdog. And a darn good one at that. Humans are so cranky in the morning.

12-05-2010, 07:22 AM	#7
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	It is snowing. Pop made me go outside when it is snowing. My paws are freezing and I think some pp froze to my goober. I'm goin' back under the covers, wake me up when spring hits.