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Old 12-22-2009, 06:17 AM   #1
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My big gay agenda...

Cash my big gay paycheck

Walk my big gay dog

Drive my big gay car to

My big gay friends' house

Wash big gay laundry

Eat big gay dinner

Enjoy the company of fellow big gay agenda-ists


oh yeah, and of course subvert the religeous-rights' agenda and recruit as many gays, jews, pagans, kinksters, etc as is humanly possibly

And find some big gay yarn at the Hobby Lobby.
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Hot Chocolate

Bake 3 different kinds of shortbread (6 doz in all)
Bake 2 apple struedels.
Deliver 2 baked goodies boxes.
Go to post office and mail 1 baked goodies box.
Wonder why I didn't bake extra so I could have some!

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Old 12-22-2009, 10:08 AM   #3
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Spending five hours on damn planes and in freaking airports..
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Make Daddy's coffee - done
Finish Laundry
Visit a friend in the hospital
Get notebook organized for next term at college.
Write out 35 more Christmas cards.
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Laundry.. picking up a few things for doggies to go to camp for a couple days...packing stuff for our Christmas visit to Nashvegas... Digging out a car without sliding it into a truck...
and as ever.. missing and waitin on a woman

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Safe travel to you and Christie, darlin!

Thank ya kindly! I will more than likely do most of the driving, coz she just makes me nervous! I grip the "oh hell handle" for all she's worth! Christie grew up driving in Nash, where every street dumps onto a highway and everyone thinks they are the next contender for NASCAR fame! Me?. Not so much..LOL!

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* Get my big gay self in the shower
*Stop by Starbucks to get fuel for a trip
*Drive 2 hours to Tuscaloosa for interviews with players
*Wait 30 minutes on Alabama football players to ungracioiusly decide to come out and give interviews.
*Get 15 minutes worth of interviews
*Swing by Starbucks to get fuel for return 2-hour trip
*Drive 2 hours back home
*Transcribe interviews (my least favorite part of my job. They were pretty boring the first time.)
*Go home, play with little gay pups and check out the Internet.
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Yo Jess, love it. We call Starkville, Miss., ....Starkvegas.
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Finally finished the Christmas shopping.....now just gotta wrap em. Hoping that if I stare at the ski slope that used to be my driveway long enough, the snow will magically melt on its own. Dang it! I am tired of shoveling!
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{{{{{{{{{{{Cyn}}}}}}}}}}}}} Safe travel, love!

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oh yeah, and of course subvert the religeous-rights' agenda and recruit as many gays, jews, pagans, kinksters, etc as is humanly possibly

And find some big gay yarn at the Hobby Lobby.
*big gay eyebrows fly up into big gay hairline*

*croons*
oooooooooooo, Hoooobbbbby Lobbyyyyyy.....

Soooo, how many recruits you think we can find in the yarn section? My Big Gay Agenda for today has suddenly gotten more interesting.



Already accomplished:

Make some big gay laundry soap
Walk big gay puppy 584 times
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Walk big gay puppy 585th time
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Wash big gay laundry
Buy big gay yarn
Make big gay holiday gifts
Buy big gay groceries: rice, cheese, smashed tato flakes *oooo subversive* lol...
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Wonder why I didn't bake extra so I could have some!
See, this is why I always make sure that a few are slightly off - misshapen or a tad scorched on one edge (easy enough since I have to bake in a damned electric oven ). Worst case scenario, I *oops* break a few.
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See, this is why I always make sure that a few are slightly off - misshapen or a tad scorched on one edge (easy enough since I have to bake in a damned electric oven ). Worst case scenario, I *oops* break a few.
Turns out I have some left over! Whooohoooo! The Chocolate Hazelnut dipped in chocolate ones are particularily tasty! But then there is the chocolate shortbread. Or maybe the Ambrosia Macaroons.....




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Tryin to relax the last 2 days have been extremely stressful and it has me so run down I forget to eat
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*bump, bump bump* It's hummmp day, and gay day! haha.. what happened to this thread. It's funny. *bumpin it up!*

I'm going to gay Sweet Tomatoes for soup and salad with my gay friend.
Going to gay Wells Fargo.
Doing my damn gay laundry.
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Doing my gay dishes.
Sweeping the gay floor.
Scrubbing the gay bathrooms.
Going to the gay Post Office.
Missed the damned gay garbage!

Might fit a gay nap in there. Ya never know.

Have a happy gay day everyone!

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