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12-13-2010, 01:50 PM
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Me: How was the cup 'o noodles? As bad as you remembered?
Organic: No, it wasn't that bad, once I spiced it up. Me: Oh, what did you use? Organic: Butter. Me: Butter's not a spice! It's lard.  Organic: Okay, then it's spicy lard. 
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12-13-2010, 02:22 PM
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a little background--we have a mini dachshund that tends to forget where doggie door is
(2:30am) i am awakened by what sounds like a low whining noise ME:dammit Shadow(the dog) you can go outside yourself (louder whining) Me: (louder as im throwing covers off of me) for the love of God Shadow,ur such a pain in my ass Jo: (sleepily) honey Shadow isnt in here,it must be me snoring Me: then roll over Jo: that doesnt really help yanno ME: then get some damn Breathe Right strips or something Jo: i told you those dont help Me: (under my breath) and you wonder why im so cranky all the time--i never get any sleep around here) Jo: what honey? Me: nothing--go back to sleep |
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12-13-2010, 02:53 PM
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12-13-2010, 02:59 PM
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Scoote (grumbling): Why the hell should you go for the study? Jo: Well why not? Scoote (still grumbling): Cuz I'm the one that doesn't get any damn sleep.
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12-13-2010, 03:03 PM
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12-13-2010, 03:06 PM
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lmao...i'll have to try that bc the elbow in the ribs doesnt really work 
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12-13-2010, 04:05 PM
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Geez someone's getting ornery in their old age aren't they? .gif "Say What?")
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12-13-2010, 06:44 PM
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heard in car on way to dinner
JO: Santa got the "family" a silly gift
Rooster: (excitedly) what? what did Santa get us? JO: i dont know im not santa Rooster: uhhh yes you are! |
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12-13-2010, 07:12 PM
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After the doorbell rigs......
I got home about noon on Friday from Milwaukee....as I'm stripping off clothes (layers from coming from sub zero weather to 75 degrees) the door bell rings..... I put a tee shirt back on and answer the door....dude standing there... Me: Can I help you? Him: Is the RV in the yard for sale? Me: Do you see a FOR SALE sign on it? Him: No, but I thought it couldn't hurt to ask. Me: If there isn't a FOR SALE sign that usually means something ain't for sale! Him: How about not moving it and renting it out where it stands? Me: I don't think so.....Nope, not in a million years! Door slam!!  |
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10-28-2012, 03:58 PM
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My wife : honey everyday is like Christmas for me bc I ask and you just get it for me .
Me : baby if everyday is like Christmas then how come I still don't have my new remington hunting rifle or my jeep Willy ????? My wife : well daddy maybe everyday for you is Halloween bc I do keep you stocked with candy and make you treats a lot . Me : honey , I'd trade Halloween for Christmas then  My wife : isn't the browns playing today ? Me : way to change the subject honey Shakes head .... |
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10-31-2012, 05:44 AM
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Teddy and I were discussing out ancestries....
Me: You gotta admit...the Irish are a happy bunch. We have a great sense of humor. Teddy: Yeah, but that's because they're always drinking! ahem......
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10-31-2012, 06:16 AM
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cinn and i have many of these funny conversations
last nite while going to pick up her eldest child ..... cinn...i think god has a plan for cause i have missed dying several times in my life time me... yes me too. i have cheated death several times in the last cpl yrs alone at least 3 times within the last 10 yrs. i started listing them cancer, just this past sept, and i kept listing them at the same time cinn and i said were married to a crazy woman who tried at times wanted to kill me we both started laughing hystericaly |
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10-31-2012, 10:43 AM
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Saturday my phone mysteriously shut down and froze.
Hours later it decided to mysteriously work. I listened to a message from my son: "Mom, your phone is fucked. Call me" <- hmmmmm now how can I do that with a broken phone.
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